I wonder who her shirt is talking to? The person translating at the shirt company perhaps?
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Saturday, April 25, 2009
Susan Boyle: Don't judge a book by it's cover
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The lesson we should learn from this as a society is not to judge anyone by their looks. It's not going to happen, but it would be nice.
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Yummy biological samples.
Sour candy urine. Excellent!
Is it wrong that I am wondering why they haven't got sputum and faecal samples too?!?!
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Friday, April 24, 2009
So you want a Godfather inspired cake for your birthday?
Maybe a gun, or a mobster in a suit.... What the fuck!?!?!? How appetising is a fake severed horse head? Maybe it's just me.
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Thursday, April 23, 2009
That poor dog.
So that dog has his eyes shut because:
a. the smell is overpowering;
b. he is praying to his God that it is not really Paris Hilton sitting behind him;
c. the crabs have infested his brain and if he opens his eyes they will crawl out.
d. all of the above.
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a. the smell is overpowering;
b. he is praying to his God that it is not really Paris Hilton sitting behind him;
c. the crabs have infested his brain and if he opens his eyes they will crawl out.
d. all of the above.
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009
British Ninjas
How do British ninjas attack? "I say good sir, I'm going to sneak up behind you now and throw a luke warm cup of tea in your general direction"
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Guilty as charged.
I actually wonder if I am going to create an Internet wormhole - I have set up twitter feed to tweet my blog posts, and I have my tweets fed into my sidebar (on the right, down near the bottom). My blog recieves a tweet to say I blogged a post that is already there.... And then the internet implodes.
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i-wood - I want one!
The applications include:
Tiny map - "Have you ever needed to find something but can’t be bothered by a map that doesn’t give you eye strain? Well we have the answer for you it’s our all new Tiny Map application.
* now includes illegible type on every map"
Useless crap - "Can’t wait to buy the thing that does the thing that everyone is talking about nonstop? Neither can we! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy!"
Status Symbol - "Oh My Sweet Savior! I just got the new Status Symbol application for the i-wood. I must be a really important person to have something so great. Everyone look here and see how great I am. I just used my expensive little rectangle to show you how much better I am than you. Look now before I stop gracing you with my presence."
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Tiny map - "Have you ever needed to find something but can’t be bothered by a map that doesn’t give you eye strain? Well we have the answer for you it’s our all new Tiny Map application.
* now includes illegible type on every map"
Useless crap - "Can’t wait to buy the thing that does the thing that everyone is talking about nonstop? Neither can we! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy!"
Status Symbol - "Oh My Sweet Savior! I just got the new Status Symbol application for the i-wood. I must be a really important person to have something so great. Everyone look here and see how great I am. I just used my expensive little rectangle to show you how much better I am than you. Look now before I stop gracing you with my presence."
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Tuesday, April 21, 2009
My mother the Hypochondriac
So mum decided that it was time to put the electric blanket on her bed for winter. She put it on and hooked it all up. That night she had a fantastic night's sleep and was feeling great - the heat had really helped her arthritic pain in her spine. She was ready to take on the world.
In the morning she went to turn the blanket off - it wasn't connected.
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In the morning she went to turn the blanket off - it wasn't connected.
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Excellent Dog Chew Toy
Very cool! The poodles need these. I used to have a poodle who carried a toy in her mouth all the time - she would have loved these.
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