Wake up!

I wonder who her shirt is talking to? The person translating at the shirt company perhaps?
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Spot the difference Melbourne

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For those who don't live in Melbourne, read this.
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Susan Boyle: Don't judge a book by it's cover

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The lesson we should learn from this as a society is not to judge anyone by their looks. It's not going to happen, but it would be nice.
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I just enjoy showing pictures of colons

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Now that's brave.

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Because screw you Einstein

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Helpful tip #327

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So where is the archery conducted?

On the basketball court maybe?
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Yummy biological samples.

Sour candy urine. Excellent!
Is it wrong that I am wondering why they haven't got sputum and faecal samples too?!?!
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Manjula: The original Octomom

Also she is not insane, nor is she trying to emulate a celebrity.
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Who knew?

Oh well I'm off to the nearest school for gifted children for some lunch...
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Going to get spanked.....

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Songs for Gay Dogs

Do straight dogs have an album of songs too?
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Rocket Science

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Interesting new weapon.

Tee hee.
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Suddenly Bananas!

Thousands of them. Or five. Whatever.
Stumbled.

No Stan No!

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So you want a Godfather inspired cake for your birthday?

Maybe a gun, or a mobster in a suit.... What the fuck!?!?!? How appetising is a fake severed horse head? Maybe it's just me.
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Be careful where you stand.

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Suicidal Polly

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For cannibalistic pedophiles?

A mysterious taste that no-one still knows? Really?
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Times are tough for everyone

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Ultimate sex? Ladies Beware!

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In case of fire....

Good point!
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Who is controlling who?

I'm not sure who is creepier.
(I have no idea where I got this pic from.
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How did you guess?

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Professor Farnsworth, Genius

It totally works!
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That poor dog.

So that dog has his eyes shut because:
a. the smell is overpowering;
b. he is praying to his God that it is not really Paris Hilton sitting behind him;
c. the crabs have infested his brain and if he opens his eyes they will crawl out.
d. all of the above.
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Hide Jayne, hide.

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Henson's 11

Very cool!
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Come back Jorge.

My first effort at an original caption type thingy.

What the splits?!?!?

Impressive. Horrifying, but impressive.
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British Ninjas

How do British ninjas attack? "I say good sir, I'm going to sneak up behind you now and throw a luke warm cup of tea in your general direction"
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Lois is battling for her life?

What is she battling against? Anorexia?
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Blow Job Kit

"Giving head used to be so messy"
"Keep clean and jizz free"
Bless.
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Ummmm....

Yeah, wrong but funny.
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Grandpa is baby sitting

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Catholic Church logo from 1973

And they wonder why they have a bad image.
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A Wii game I would win for sure

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Guilty as charged.

I actually wonder if I am going to create an Internet wormhole - I have set up twitter feed to tweet my blog posts, and I have my tweets fed into my sidebar (on the right, down near the bottom). My blog recieves a tweet to say I blogged a post that is already there.... And then the internet implodes.
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i-wood - I want one!

The applications include:
Tiny map - "Have you ever needed to find something but can’t be bothered by a map that doesn’t give you eye strain? Well we have the answer for you it’s our all new Tiny Map application.
* now includes illegible type on every map"
Useless crap - "Can’t wait to buy the thing that does the thing that everyone is talking about nonstop? Neither can we! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy!"
Status Symbol - "Oh My Sweet Savior! I just got the new Status Symbol application for the i-wood. I must be a really important person to have something so great. Everyone look here and see how great I am. I just used my expensive little rectangle to show you how much better I am than you. Look now before I stop gracing you with my presence."
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Now that is dedication.

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Why does indeed.

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There's more than golf and vintage underwear?

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Unseen force

Invisible man? Whoever he is, he is apparently awesome.
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My mother the Hypochondriac

So mum decided that it was time to put the electric blanket on her bed for winter. She put it on and hooked it all up. That night she had a fantastic night's sleep and was feeling great - the heat had really helped her arthritic pain in her spine. She was ready to take on the world.
In the morning she went to turn the blanket off - it wasn't connected.
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Get your hand off the kid's bum!

Geez, and this is a police officer. Sheesh.
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It's evil and wrong.

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Excellent Dog Chew Toy

Very cool! The poodles need these. I used to have a poodle who carried a toy in her mouth all the time - she would have loved these.
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Homer The Wise

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I often feel like this.

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