The real reason for Atheism: Getting up early sucks

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Don't mess with this Chihuahua

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Wayne Manor has shrunk

I actually find this a bit creepy.
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Tuff Kitteh

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What standards?

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The girls were pissed again

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Make yourself fucking lovely......

It would take one hell of a shop to make me lovely.
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One elf tried to escape...

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Your mom is a whore

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Fuck it

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Nope, just acting like a man

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Bambi, my how you've changed.

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The O.J. Simpsons

I can't stop laughing.
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Potato Darts Party Game

Click to enbiggen.

Remind me to avoid parties at this house...
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Nut Sacks

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Christian Science Textbook

Click to enbiggen.

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How to kill a Zombie

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Narkoleptic Kitteh

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Einstein the Parrot

Einstein le perroquet - Vidéo insolite

New Pants

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Hannah Montana Fail

Heavens. It is unlike Disney to release a dodgy product. If that is a guitar, I wonder what the microphones look like.

80% Approval Rating

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Trick Chickens and Stunt Goats

I'm not even really sure where to start. Maybe the stunt goats are the free ones offered with purchase.
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Eskimo Colouring Book

Free Goat

What sort of goat? Living? Stuffed?
Why a goat? Why not a Llama or a cow? So many questions...

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The birds and the bees

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Eleventy Billion Years

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No you can't!

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We'll have a plant instead of a kid...

and it will be happy days.
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Should you really advertise that?

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