i.Saw

For chopping up all your indoor items.
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Unibrow

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Do you feel lucky?

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Santa and his list

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Evil Twins

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So I became a God

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America Burger

I love the disclaimer.
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Advice from Tiger

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Oh the irony

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The day has come

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When life gives you lemons

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The morning after the work Xmas party

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Cool advent calendar

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Missed the ark

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Santa has gone rogue

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How to get free fries

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Confucius say....

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Get down from there Jesus

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In the ovaries!

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Steaming Pile

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Self defense

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No nervous breakdown for me

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Santa has needs

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Maury Christmas

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Suicidal penguins

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Boobs

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Today has been cancelled

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Shadow Puppet

Cute.
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What doesn't kill us

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The laughing thing

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This whole situation...

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Beer is better than Jesus

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Love it.
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Hearts

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Shot down!

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Pick up line strategy

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The Internet

Goatse is to blame for many things.
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Procrastination

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Cocks and a pussy

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Road surprises

What sort of surprises? Presents?
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Childhood Trauma

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Lost Cat

I think Thundercock is an excellent name for a lion. I'm also impressed that the reward for a lady is a rigorous bout of intercourse. None of this gentle love-making crap.
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Cheating Fruit

Brilliant.
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Pooh gets revenge

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Anti-virus blackmail

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Doin' the stab

Happy occasions indeed.
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Binary Sudoku

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Ante Christ

Cute.
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Dear Governments....

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