Let me file that for you.

Poor choice of words...

Via

Synchronised wagging - a new Olympic event.

Via

Where do you think you're going?

Well, as long as it is in excellent condition.

Last minute costume.

Liz Climo 

You're next.

Via

Weeeee!

Fuck that.

Engrish 

Easier said than done.

It's okay little piggy.

Helping with the housework.

This is why I pay someone to do it for me.

Ahoy Universe

Let me get you a tissue.

Don't look at this chicken.

Lets watch a movie.

See Mike Draw

Pandas: Not that graceful.

Every. Damned. Time.

Via

If I do this, no one can see me...

Did you throw the snowball at me?!?!

Or even just the past month.

The plight of the dachshund.

Via

Excellent advice.

Via

Excellent reading.

Satire Bird