It's called fashion, you heathen.

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Crab race.

1111 Comics

So there.

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Me versus the world!

Fowl Language Comics

Did you know, Vegans live 15 years longer?

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Such nice fur.

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So romantic.

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Chocolate is a salad.

Makes sense to me.
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Everyone takes selfies these days.

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Great product, poor packaging.

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I like your smile...

I'm guessing it means "keep off the grass".  Or just don't put your shoes on my face.
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Cat commandments.

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More than a little bit "suspicious".

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Boom-chicka-hell-no.

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Math: not even once.

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Wanna play Russian roulette?

Cy&H