Believe in yourself.

Via

A twist of fate.

Poorly Drawn Lines

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Via

I'll pass thanks.

Via

Hi, I'm Troy McLure.

My kind of marathon.

Savage Chickens

Brain freeze.

True love.

Well, what the hell do I do now?!?!

The food of the moment.

Uber Tool Comic

Maybe their condition will improve.

Via

Surely that's a bad quality in a watch.

I'm a golf champion!

Via

It's my turn!

Ummm... no thanks.

Via

Oh yeah, that's the spot...

Nick Offerman Talks Sex Education.

He is a wise man.

The sausage principle.

I firmly believe in this.
Via

Everyone needs a cuddle now and then.

Via

He is definitely a predator.

And so begins another week...

But I want to wash my own hands!

Via

History summed up.

Via

Little known fact about Capybaras...

The off button is in the nose.
Via

I'm blind!

Via

She did it so well.