Watch out for the.... Nevermind.

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Monday Morning...

Argh.
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Stoned Koala

They're everywhere down here.  It's a massive social problem.  Rehab centres are just full of koalas.  We don't have "Celebrity Rehab" on TV we have "Koala Detox".  OK, I'll stop.
The Frogman

Even Kermit does it

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Creepy Dude

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Good money

Hot shower

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Follow the instructions

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Snow White has gone gangsta

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Lifting and Spanking machine

You know you want one.
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Nice undies

Doofus.
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Finally, after millions of years

See Mike Draw

So cute... Wait, what?!?!

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It's OK, you're safe

Completely safe.
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Frightened sobbing

I like that Scabby is wearing an apron, so the blood doesn't soil his clothes.
Fengtastic

Ball buster

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Hurted ass man

Careful there hurted ass man.
Engrish.com

I do this all the time

I especially like the ones where you can record your own message.  I can get a chorus of speaking hamsters saying "penis" in unison.  Small things.
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Spoiled Milk

Gemma Correll

Pre-marital Velociraptor Sex

Whore.
The Oatmeal