Reports have been circulating for the last couple of days that OJ Simpson's girlfriend has been admitted to hospital with serious injuries after a "fall". Christine Prody, who has been dating OJ on and off since 1999, has a significant head injury after supposedly falling at a gas station in Miami.
I have some questions:
1. First, is it just me, or is she a dead-ringer (no pun intended) for Nicole Brown-Simpson.
2. Why, oh why, would you date OJ Simpson?
3. Where was OJ when Christine had this "fall"?
4. WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD DATE OJ SIMPSON?!?!?!?!?
5. Will someone PLEASE put this man in jail?!? I don't really care why. Armed robbery, threatening witnesses, murder, general bastardry. Surely some charge has to stick.
As my favourite T-Shirt says "Drink Apple Juice. OJ Will Kill You". Buy one just like mine here.
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