Thursday, February 22, 2007

Big Butts Anime

What can I say? I saw this last weekend, and I may never be the same.

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Oscar Countdown

Five sleeps to go, five sleeps to go....

I am fully aware that the oscars are rigged - I mean how else did Gwyneth win for Shakespeare in Love? Miramax bought her an Oscar.
But, along with my decision to worship at the altar of celebrity, award ceremonies are religious events for me, and as religious events goes, the Oscars are my Christmas. I would rather work Christmas day and have Oscar day off (so I can avoid media reports). Yes, I am aware that I am sad.

OK, my predictions for this year are:

Best Actor: Forrest Whittakker, The Last King of Scotland

Best Actress: Helen Mirren, The Queen

Best Supporting Actress: Jennifer Hudson, Dreamgirls (Although I would LOVE it if Abigail Breslen managed an upset).

Best Supporting Actor: Eddie Murphy, Dreamgirls (Although I don't think he deserves it - if Russell Crowe misses out for being a thug off screen, Eddie Murphy should miss out for what he has done to Melane Brown (Scary Spice)).

Best Picture: Babel (Although, again, I would LOVE it if Little Miss Sunshine managed an upset.

I don't have any idea about the other categories.
I'm getting the popcorn ready.....

Sunday, February 18, 2007

Brit-Brit Goes Crazy

Today, Britney Spears shaved off all her hair and was apparently behaving very oddly.
Let's start a pool - in a psych ward, in "rehab" or dead by the end of February?
UPDATE: Yep, she's in rehab. Reports are suggesting that K-Fed threatened to have her hair tested for drug use during the custody battle, which is why she wanted it all off.
Makes way too much sense really.
UPDATE 2: Well, for the second time in a week, she has checked out of rehab after less than 24 hours.
The new rumour is saying she thought she had lice and they were eating her hair extensions, so she wanted the hair gone. That explaination makes her sound psychotic or drug fucked to me - tactile hallucinations or ice bugs? Give it another day or two and we'll probably find out - the ice will show up in the autopsy.