Saturday, June 20, 2009

Repent or burn in hell

People like this scare me. Not because I am going to burn in hell according to them, but because they are so stupid they not only think they are right, but they think that they have the right to force their beliefs on others.
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Friday, June 19, 2009

Ye Olde ROTFLMAO

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Positions Vacant: Fighter

Ha! Excellent.
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Floor Wateriness

That's ok, my hooves are water proof.
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Anti-scratch collar

Tee hee.
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Apprentice Ninja

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Well coordinated

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Please?

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Haha Gauge

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Poor Martin

Pigeon flatulence is nasty. So I've heard.
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Thursday, June 18, 2009

I'm guessing the store owner is against theft

Angry much?
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The many moods of Optimus Prime

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Cuttlery Unification

I have an uncle who ate with a Splayd for many years, although I think he used a knife as well. I think I have seen all of these except the Knork - are they real? In summer here you get packs of Kiwi fruit with a free Spife, although I think they call it a "Kiwi Tool" or something like that.
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Huh?

So if there is a fire in that spot, I should say I'm gay?
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How Mary Poppins really got shit done.

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Creepy Much?

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Don't do it!

I'm guessing this guy got sick of listening to customers complain. Let's just say he chose a very nasty method of revenge. Do not go to the website on the sign - it is NSFW and also may result in this:

It certainly did for me. Although I think the image is burnt onto my retinas.
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Big Stakes Game

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Right in the eye

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DIY Swan

I'm not sure who to feel sorry for - the giraffe or the duck?
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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Fido is Ravenous

Just make it quick Fido.
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High Class

I don't want to know... Or then again...
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Stoned Kitteh

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Women want love.....

Get that bungtastic feeling every time.
Brilliant!
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Kids Book: But I poop from there

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Wizard of Oz: The reality

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Explanations for Nakedness

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Support Love

I support rows 1 and 3.
Row 2 I have some issues with.
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Tattoo Locations

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Psychiatrist Cat

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Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Hello Kidney

Cute, yet disturbing.
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Play nice boys!

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What sort of birth sound?

Screaming?
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Feeling down?

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Rugged Tampons

"Fer pluggin' the bloody hole afore th' sharks smell ye!"
"Comfortable plastic applicator won't keelhaul yer nethers".
Simply excellent.
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Your noticing has been noticed.

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Self induced ejaculation

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"To add to your own masturbation time, grab nearby surviving astronauts and suck the remaining air out of thier lungs". Bless.
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I scream, you scream

Wrong, yet funny.
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Yoga Turtle

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Kitteh will protect me.

He looks mean too.
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Monday, June 15, 2009

Run! Faster!

I can't run for shit. I would be so screwed. I would be the fat chick who falls and gets eaten while the others get away.
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Barney!! Stop that!

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Zombie Immunity

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The Criminal Justice System of Gotham City

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Clowns are damn scary

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A fresh start

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I'll cut you.

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The Bible makes so much sense

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Pebbles Boyle

Apparently one of Susan's stressors during the Britain's Got Talent competition was missing her cat Pebbles. If she had made him her co-star this could have all be avoided.
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