Relationships

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Not with your eyes!

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Being happy....

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Instant Jew's Ear Fungus

It's impressive that it is instant. Whatever it actually is.
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Humff!

I know how he feels.
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Stevie Wonder on Twitter

So wrong, yet so funny.
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Camping Rules

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High Fibre Diet

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Sorry about that

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The meaning of movie ratings

G: Nobody gets the girl.

PG: The good guy gets the girl.

PG-13: The bad guy gets the girl.

R: The bad guy and the good guy get the girl.

X: Everybody gets the girl.

XXX: Everybody gets the girl, her mother and their cocker spaniel.

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Fault Versus Blame

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St Percy's has blurry boundaries

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Say it out loud.

But don't do it in a crowded office.
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Power Root

Wow, it's even extra power root.
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Superman is a dick #2

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I'm outta here

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Clubbing a Seal

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Baby Face Palm

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I've robbed the rainbow...

Ummm... Thanks?

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No smoking pets

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Superman is a dick

There is a whole website devoted to this subject! To see it, make clicky here.

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Stop raising your hand

He might know the answer - say if the question is 'would you like to eat me?'

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Body language

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Mixed DNA

Such a genius. That poor baby.

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If men wrote women's magazines

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Penises have feelings too

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Passwords are like underwear

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Edgar Allan Poe

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Relationship communication

Love it.
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Not a single one

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Teste Call

Very clever.
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Please sir...

Such a serious monkey.
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The Internets

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CSI: Middle Ages

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Be nice to fat people...

And besides some of them are smart and funny and have funny blogs....
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A Michael Bay film

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I hate it when that happens.

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Wise Yoda is.

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Water on Mars

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Neverending Cycle

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Good day, sir.

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Mixed messages

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Debbie does Dallas on Amazon

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A new hobby....

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Squashy cuddles

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Insane Ramblings

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Tank Catapult

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Robot Tattoo

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A guide for housewives

Click to embiggen.

"A man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's". Of course it is. One moment while I stab you please.

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