Saturday, February 20, 2010

Relationships

Via

Not with your eyes!

Via

Being happy....

Via

Instant Jew's Ear Fungus

It's impressive that it is instant. Whatever it actually is.
Via

Humff!

I know how he feels.
From

Stevie Wonder on Twitter

So wrong, yet so funny.
Via

Camping Rules

From

High Fibre Diet

Via

Sorry about that

Via

The meaning of movie ratings


G: Nobody gets the girl.


PG: The good guy gets the girl.


PG-13: The bad guy gets the girl.


R: The bad guy and the good guy get the girl.


X: Everybody gets the girl.


XXX: Everybody gets the girl, her mother and their cocker spaniel.

Friday, February 19, 2010

Fault Versus Blame

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St Percy's has blurry boundaries

From

Say it out loud.

But don't do it in a crowded office.
Via

Power Root

Wow, it's even extra power root.
Via email (Thanks Leanne).

Superman is a dick #2

From

I'm outta here

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Clubbing a Seal

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Baby Face Palm

Via

I've robbed the rainbow...

Ummm... Thanks?

No smoking pets

Via

Superman is a dick

There is a whole website devoted to this subject! To see it, make clicky here.

Stop raising your hand

He might know the answer - say if the question is 'would you like to eat me?'

Body language

From

Mixed DNA

Such a genius. That poor baby.

If men wrote women's magazines


Thursday, February 18, 2010