Saturday, March 14, 2009

Heavy Metal Satan Fingers: A field guide

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But suggestive words are the best ones to make in Scrabble!

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Don't be hesitate.

What your heart is going to state.
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Why indeed

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Sounds much better this way

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It's still never Lupus

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Very clever.
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That cloud looks like a meteor....

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Cleavage

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Covert Ops

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Good boys and bad boys

I love the look on the "bad" boy's face.
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Friday, March 13, 2009

I do NOT want to know what is about to happen here....

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The work pyramid

Yep, pretty much sums up my work days.
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What exactly are they going to do about it?!?!?!

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Don't forget kids....

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When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way....

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Twilight fans take note:

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Jane's Fantasies

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Lobsters are like people....


Yes, freaky little crab people.
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Call & Fuck

Of course you can be like fuck it.
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Reasons to doubt the existence of God

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Thursday, March 12, 2009

Warning!

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Pacman's Sixth Sense

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Mr Fluffy....

He looks like he'd do it too.
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You read my mind.

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Velma! No!

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Sign the petition or she dies!!

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Arooga!

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Long time ago at because

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Interesting Flash Drive

At least if you had one of these, no one would steal it. To make sure, you could get a red Sharpie.... Yeah I went too far.
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Word Auto-correct fail.

So that's why Sascha's cat always wants to go outside at night....
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Wednesday, March 11, 2009

How wormholes are made.

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Potential zombies take note.

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Better Smoking

"Air washed to eliminate excess Tobacco Dust". Oh good, because that was my biggest concern.
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Kisses it better?

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But, but.... It's never Lupus!

Tee hee. Reminds me of this.
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A very good boy.

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That's good.

Much better than stale sperm.
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What a hell's going on

So fuckin' guy get good thing.

Work often feels like this.

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Daphne the Mighty


As some of you know I was evacuated due to the Victorian bushfires a little over a month ago. I came to my boyfriend's house, while mum took the dogs to one of her friend's houses. Whilst there one of the dogs, Daphne, escaped and had been missing ever since.
We registered her as missing with the local council and the RSPCA, but we had both given up hope.
Then yesterday we got a call - a brown toy poodle had been seen loitering around a university campus about two blocks from where Daphne ran away. Mum went down last night and spoke to the staff members and they promised to do what they could.
Well this morning some very kind reception staff managed to catch her - Daphne has returned!
I went and collected her this afternoon - she is skinny, but not as skinny as I thought she would be. Apparently she had been hanging around the cafeteria - so probably kind people were leaving her extra scraps. She is also buzzing - she has been living on adrenaline for a month! I have been home for half an hour or so, and she is only now starting to relax, and look like she might sleep a little.
I am so happy and relieved. Who would have thought a toy poodle could live in the wilds of Melbourne suburbia for a month!?!

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Delusion

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Tabloid Headlines make so much sense....

"Also inside: WWN team attacked by dinosaurs." Bless
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The perfect home security weapon

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The perfect day

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Collect dog heads?

Weird. Very, very weird.
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Prepare for Re-education

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Pleasanty surprise of groping

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Marilyn and Maf

Two of my favourite things in the world - Marilyn Monroe and a poodle! This is MM with her poodle called Maf, as in Mafia, so named because she was given him by Frank Sinatra.
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I vant to suck your blood....

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Whoops wrong pole.

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