Friday, March 20, 2009

This girl needs stronger elastic....

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I think this person needs a lesson in the birds and bees.....

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Carmen and Waldo sitting in a tree.....

Hide and seek champions!
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No, wait...

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Some kind of organisational system....

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Freud the Clown

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So THAT's how it works.....

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I find this particularly funny since boyfriend is a Fireman....
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Acid Ice Cream

So I am assuming that the guy who did the sign had just tried some of the product....
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The goatse carousel?!?!

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Stewie Vs Colin Farrell



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Thursday, March 19, 2009

Things to do in a queue.

Excellent. I often feel like this in queues. Good thing I don't carry a chainsaw with me.
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This is not a brothel....

What sort of street do you live on where a sign like this is necessary?
Or is it all a ruse, and if you know the secret knock, the prostitutes magically appear?
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Want a mobile phone? It's lightweight!

Tee hee.
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Youth Hostel Rules

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Complaining Telephone

So what does a telephone complain about? Halitosis? Whining? Loneliness?
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Giant Kisses

So cute! What a good dog!
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Tabloid delight!

I just love "Man marries a computer and becomes a gigamist"
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Don't mind Mr T....

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I ate a grape and....

I know grapes are good, but THAT good?!?!?!
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Surprise balloons

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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Turn out the lights and stay away from the windows.

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It's not just Waldo you need to look for....

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Must be prepared for zombies

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Wife Trader

Executive and prestige wives. Vintage collectors wives. Pigs and hounds.
Bless.
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Rusty! What are you doing?!?!?!

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Batman says too much

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Family Planning Dolls

These are some family planning dolls from Hong Kong.
I want to know why the "babies" are attached to the girly bits via strings.... Has she just given birth, and they are the umbilical cords? In that case does she give birth to a placenta in the near future? And we can see her "front bottom" (as my Granny would have said), but not her boobies?!?!?!
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I wonder what Dr Pornsak's speciality is?

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Caught in the act.

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How long would it take for a T-Rex to digest me?

How long would it take for a Tyrannosaurus Rex to digest your corpse?

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Facebook has fooled me again

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Your mind

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Poor customer satisfaction

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So what happens in the bad room?

Actually, I don't want to know....
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Marilyn and a Chihuahua

Simply gorgeous.
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Prepare to die

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Satan was a lesbian?!?!?!

Really?!?!? I always thought Satan was male. So if Satan is female, does that mean.....
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The House team

Wilson is a bit dodgy looking, but otherwise I love this!
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Sun shower....

I have actually used one of these! When I was a teenager living in a small country town, the lake water was infected with toxic Blue-Green Algae. As it was our tap water, we had to use rainwater to shower with etc for a period of time. We had one of these and we would put it on the dashboard of mum's car for a little while, then hang it over our normal shower head.
I didn't look as happy about it as that guy though.
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Frustration

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Monday, March 16, 2009

Interesting Vending Machine

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Remember Cookies are a sometimes food.....

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Which end is the wrong end? Oh right....

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Biological Stopwatch

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Maybe it is a sex -ed toy?!?!

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Charles Atlas take note: This is too much information.

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What strange thing?

Is there something you should be telling me?!?!?
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Mini-Hulk

Tee hee.
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Swiss Army Knuckles

I want one.
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Job Interview

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