Buttplug removal service.

At least they offer urgent care.
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The cleverest show ever....

So wrong, and yet so funny.
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Stupid sexy Spiderman...

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Spongebob Sadcheek

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Disco Turtle

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I am a creationist....

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Your choice.....

The bread.  Definitely.
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Thoughtful comment

Regularly.
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Happy Birthday, Birthday Dog

Happy Birthday Riley.  May you have many more to come.
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Do it yourself doodler.

Proving once and for all that I have a dirty mind, I could only think of one doodle to draw.  For someone with much better imagination (and drawing skills) make clicky here.
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You knew Jesus?

Awesome movie.
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Go to bed at a reasonable hour....

Buttersafe

Spreadable Flesh

How's my blogging?

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Zach Galifianakis gets punched in 3, 2, 1....

I suspect Mr. Galifianakis is one of my new heroes.
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Just a pile of books...

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How rude!

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But, but....

Stupid rules ruin all my fun.
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Hunting crickets

Cyanide and Happiness

Deal with it

Blunt Card

Tits or GTFO

Can anyone spot the problem here?

Criggo

Disregard Hollywood....

Or how to ruin your career in about 8 minutes.  Hollywood has such a fine history of pretending no one knows the truth - I found the gay Scientologists joke damn hilarious. 

Eye of the Tiger

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Indiana Chicken

Savage Chickens

What is an amphibian?

Fake Science

Confuse the skeptics...

SMBC

Sick bastard

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Attraction

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The nuns had misunderstood.

I know someone who works for a Catholic charity and the organisation had to fire a nun who was caught looking at nun porn.  I find this most amusing.

Ceiling Fan

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What's the best way to say this?

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Awww shucks....

Clever.
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My hero

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Buzz Lightyear is happy to see you

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Everyone relax....

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Dear Math,

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What are you going to knit?

It was a half scarf for me.
Natalie Dee

He's not telling...

Shrimp with Asperger's

Very Demotivational

Grumpy Cat

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Three of these...

Married to the Sea

The sex ... demonstration?

Endless Origami

It's simple really

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Could it be love?

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The fickle public

Murray The Nut

Whatever you say, Mr. Fireman

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Waiting for people to die

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Packed Lunch

Why we drink

GraphJam