My finger is in a hole

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Pissed off

No, I can't say that I have.
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Transformer for the ladies

I want one.
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Lets go to the Hop

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Study the subject

Love it.
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Working dog

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Drink all you want

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The life cycle of chest hair

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I need my coffee

It speaks the truth.
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You think you're adopted?

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Manicure set fail

Wow, I know toenails can be tough, but really?!?
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If I had a cellphone....

So classy.
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Plastic food wrap condom

Click to enbiggen.

Love it!
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The man who is not taking the woman

What? Right here?
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Personally....

And the necklace is a bit much too.
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Don't ask

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Yet another fine Aussie effort.

This was placed on a road in New South Wales this week. I really hope it is just a prank, or that there is some really angry, embarrassed chick called Jennifer plotting her revenge.
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Beard etiquette

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Spot the difference

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Ninja Cat

Via email.
(Thanks Dani).

It's not that I'm lazy...

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Mike the germaphobe

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Kirk was such a playa

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Let's clear something up

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Another one

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The meaning of life

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We do the hand job

Excellent. How much to you charge?
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Attack Poodles

The attack poodles are a specific variety of poodle, specialised in poodle to poodle combat. Mostly diurnal, they seek out other attack poodles for the battle to commence. Attack poodles have a facade of dainty, girly dogs, sitting on satin bedding, being hand fed broiled chicken. Don't be fooled by their girly haircuts and pretty pink bows, attack poodles will fight to the death, especially if their satin pillows are threatened.
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Pet adoption ad fail

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My breakfast is talking to me again

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Miss Navajo

Do they have to do the sheep slaughtering in an evening gown or in a bathing suit?
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Another champion Aussie effort.

FYI Mosman is a suburb of Sydney.
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It's ok Eminem

Although one could argue she looks better that way.
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Liquor supply

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Passive-aggressive ninja

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You wanna be a bit more specific?

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Sophie Monk's lips have exploded

It was bound to happen eventually.
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How Karma works

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That was awesome!

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According to my day planner....

Well, what do you know - me too!
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Yo Chuck

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The way of making tea.

A lot of life depends on personally likes fluctuating.
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Brain teasers

Tee hee.
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The wisdom of Scott Adams

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Nose circumcision

Ummm... wrong end!
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Synchronised Ducks

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