Every time.

xkcd

The sum total of all human knowledge.

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Apocalypse Scenario #253

Quite likely really.
Poorly Drawn Lines

Hi, I'm Troy McLure...

Morning.

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Snuggle Buddy.

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So graceful.

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How did you hear about the YMCA?

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Old man troll.

Well played.
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Ye olde periodic table.

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Always late to the party.

As Per Usual Comics

Keep calm.

What are you doing this week?

Off the Leash

Who wore it better?

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The X Factor Drinking Game.

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I'll just have a water, thanks.

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Don't sneak up on me!

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Poor Hooker Monkey.

Young and full of hope.

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Too soon?

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All kinds of dancers.

Yep, that's me.
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What did you say?

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Don't judge.

Poodle shaming.

I love the look on the bacon lover's face.
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Health shakes.

Channelate

Psst...

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Got your nose!

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My life story.

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Benson, be a dear.

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How do you know when you're middle-aged?

Damn rowdy taverns.
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