Go Susan, go

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Hate to ruin it for you, but....

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I would like to see this.

Please. I think that would be very entertaining.
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So there.

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The gauge of success

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No thanks!

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Gladys and Jim have different needs

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You can come out now.

Wrong. Funny though.
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Revenge of the hamster

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Bob's new toy

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Chubby sized clothes

I always wondered how I would have found clothes back in decades past. I guess now I know.
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Why yes, thanks for noticing.

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Superman was too much man for Lois

Excellent!
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Evidence knife

I want one!
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Don't look Alfie!

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You are good... only it is

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Overanalysing

I like it.
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It's good to see necrophilia is alive in LA

Michael is about to get dead lucky.
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Creepy Cindy

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Madonna looking nice

They forgot to mention how much photoshopping it took to make her look normal.
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Silence of the kittehs

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Jack has a blister

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People who hate Michael Jackson according to date

It often happens - someone dies and the negatives are deleted from history. There are of course some exceptions. I don't think death helped Hitler's reputation much.
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Wow, who knew?

To be honest, I am not that surprised.
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Acid flashback champion

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Watermelon catapult

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Beware of the dog.

There is nothing worse than a sarcastic dog.
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Well said.

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Easy grave digging

Cute.
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Lonely and loveless? Try these.

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Tender tender KFC

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Whoops!

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Clap your hands

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I am perfectry uneasy as well

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Casual Fridays

And so did Batman.
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Crocheted Eyeball.

I want one. Actually a couple.
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Do you ever wonder.....

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Sonic is faster

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Bugs on the windshield

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Housewife dispenser

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So that's why he does it.

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Don't mess with this frog

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Angry Graffiti

Love it!
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Judgemental birds

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Tan everywhere

But why?!?!
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Morning People

Excellent. I am so not a morning person. Not even close.
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Attention Whores: We all know one.

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Michael Jackson

Geez, I go away for four days and the most famous man in the world dies. Despite his whole fucked up psyche, I always had a soft spot for him - the first album I bought with my own money was Thriller when I was 10. In fact I thought he was divine in my tweens - him and Boy George. Fortunately my taste in men, or at least my gaydar, has improved slightly.
It will be interesting to see how the spectacle that was his life gets played out now that he is gone.
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The Big Merino

On our way home from Sydney we stopped by the Big Merino. Only in Australia would we make a big attraction with giant testicles. Bless.