Borders

Nor do I see any deities fighting over who is real or who is better.
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Best friends

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The Dark Side

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A variety of pleasing sensations

Ye Olde Fleshlight.
The need to seek lewd company isn't entirely diminished, just greatly reduced.
Fengtastic

Cooking soup

College Humor

It's all about perspective

Jesus Tyrese, get your shit together.
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Faulty F-Bomb

C&H

Wine!

Shame I'm not that classy.

Hi-ya!

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The meaning of low hanging pants

I would like this printed on small cards to hand to the guys I see with their pants like this.
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Out of date

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Farmville gets to everyone

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Friday, it's Friday...

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Feeling relaxed?

Still feeling relaxed?
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Closer to one side

I'll let you guess which side.
Vimrod

I don't speak bench

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Caffeine is not the problem

I embrace my caffeine addiction.
Some Ecards

Jellybean in the cleavage

Lighten up Laverne.  The correct answer is "you would have to retrieve it with your tongue".
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Sign Language Basics

I have always wanted to learn sign language.  I could probably manage it if it was like this.
Poorly Drawn Lines

Hold on for a sec

Nicely done.
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Security Guard Fail

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Did you know....

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It's the circle of life......

Mr Lovenstein

If it makes any difference...

There's no need to worry

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Save them for later

I was thinking more like 2015, maybe 2020.
Some Ecards

It took some time

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Adele goes meme

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Capybara Centipede

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That's unpossible

Oh Ralph.
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All husbands just need hypnosis

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Friend Zone Hell

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Food: Cause and effect

Pleated Jeans

Science Versus Religion

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Alcohol is poison

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Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk

For some reason these just seem to belong together.

Fuck the police

Fruit whore.
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Parenting fail

Very cute.
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If I could talk to the animals....

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Television

Natalie Dee

Life

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Licking always helps

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