Oh Homer.

Are you looking at me?

Oh hi!

Those were the days.

The Argyle Sweater

They must be big bones.

Those jeans look great on your ass.

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And don't you forget it.

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Frog makes channel for tadpoles to spread out..

Then sits back and watches like a BAMF.
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Your scientific guide to camping.

Fake Science

Filthy, filthy lies.

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No more lollipop for that cheating bastard.

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What exactly is non-Disney?

Testicles?  Damn?  Fudgesicle?
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You ever hear of the movie...

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The invention of the wheel.

But... But I only came here to feed my child to the animals!

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Can you keep it down back there?!?!

We're trying to watch TV!
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Three weeks worth?

Never.
Happy Jar

Way too many.

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Stop borrowing my socks.

This took me a minute.
(Hint: Look at the skunk's feet)
Liz Climo

No judgement.

Why does it have to be short people with low standards?  Tall people can have low standards too.
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Classic 90's - The Kids Guide to the Internet

This is pure gold.

A gentle reminder.

Or we will cut you.

The tree takes revenge.

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Depends on your definition of "messed up".

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No photos for you.

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Big plans.

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We're all beautiful.

But we also have insecurities.
Poorly Drawn Lines

Want some help with lunch?

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Don't mess with the pool rules.

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Excellent advice.

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*snarl*

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Premature evacuation.

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I'm cured!

SMBC

MP is done.

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Dog treat!

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Charming.

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It's bad to lose your shit.

Jim Benton

Clever.

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Can I get a goodside one instead?

Engrish

Ooh real beef.

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Everyone loves pancakes.

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Science fact!

Pleated Jeans

Every. Damned. Time.

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Let me tell you a story.

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Lonely moon.

Poorly Drawn Lines

You little rebel.

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And don't you forget it.

Brainless Tales

Motorcycle, but not your girlfriend.

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Nature is majestic.

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What do ?

Why, of course.
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Let It Go - Goat Version _ Disney Frozen (Edition)

Unicorn.

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