I guess he faps right handed.....

Via

Goodnight Vagina

Via

It will sure help

Via

John Waters is a wise man

Via

5 out of 6

Via

My milkshakes bring all the boys...

Murray The Nut

How Wookies are made....

Very clever.

Opanca

Hello Ladies: Inception Version

Via

I need one of these Tees

Or all of them.
Via

Doggy blackmail

Via

Never too early.

Natalie Dee

Sweet Jesus!

Via

Super Nintendo Chalmers

Via

Geek meditation

Via

You know you drank too much...

Very Demotivational

Just saying...

Via

Just sitting here.....

ICHC

You have a little something on your ear....

Via

At first...

Via

Confidence....

ROFLRazzi

Score!

Via email.

(Thanks Royce!)

Don't push

And while you may think it is the best/funniest/coolest thing, not everyone will agree.  Weird, I know.

Stuff No One Told Me

I could try....

I have a pretty good imagination...

Via

No deal.

Wttf

When all else fails....

Very Demotivational

Paper Recycling

Via

I miss you all the time....

Via

Am I a bad guy?

Via

Don't believe everything you tweet

Agent-X

A beautiful example of cause and effect

Via

Correction

Criggo

Inert Cat is Inert

Trollcats

Dr Seuss, sex freak

Comic Blasphemy

Letter from Jesus

Let me guess - it was written in English?

Via

You know it's time for housework when...

Via

Mana from the Gods

Via

Serial killing orthodontist

That would be cool - murder by braces.
Via

Here come the feral cats....

Dilbert

Awkward...

Via

Once it has been seen...

Via

Yep, every time.

Via

The zombie apocalypse hits twitter

Via

And don't you forget it.

Via

Russian Prostitutes

Cyanide and Happiness

I have short term memory loss...

Via

Pope and the ground, sitting in a tree....

Wulffmorgenthaler

Ah, ah, ah, ah, Stayin' Alive....

Via

Been to MySpace lately?

Via

I feel a great disturbance...

Via

Jet Blue exit instructions

Lying Bastard