Pornament

For those men whose car is not phallic enough.
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Jesus is a dick #2

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Identifying wood

Thanks for that, captain obvious.
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Sad but true

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I love this bear

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I want one.
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Piece of ass

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Makes more sense than reality

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So then what makes it non-dairy?!!

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Email charm

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Green Lantern is a sexist pig.

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X marks the spot

Well, if you insist.
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Same thing we do every night, Pinky...

The resemblance is uncanny.
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Poppins the Punisher

Much better.
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Wallace and Franklin

I'm not quite sure who looks crazier.
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This door is alarmed

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Crossword

Such a look of pride!
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Get the balloon down

Psychic skunk

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My first tattoo gun

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Toddlers

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Completely unbeknown

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No dicks in boxes Justin.

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Dreams

I often have really vivid dreams which haunt me for hours, sometimes days, afterwards. I've had two like that so far this week. Why can't I forget my dreams like a normal person?!!?
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Damn invaders from space

Love it.
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Don't judge him

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Love it. I wonder if anyone took him up on his offer.
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Jesus returns

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Jackass of the road

I hate the people who do that. I often wish I happened to have a crossbow in my car - lets see them do that with two flat tyres.
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Protest sign translation

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Weapons of mass destruction

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Masculine salad

Isn't that an oxymoron?
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Rockin' baby

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Bedtime story

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Did you take a grey bike?

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Nice tattoo

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Rock paper scissors

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Five phases of coffee intake

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Corn Maze

Even this would be too complex for some blondes.
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Dummy dialogue

It's so clever, yet so simple.
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Mornings

I totally agree with this.
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Philosoraptor

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Sperm Bank depository

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When you wake up.....

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How to count forever

Good tip.
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Cucumber

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Bumper Stickers

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