Nature's Rocket

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Silence is golden

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How to end your marriage

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Connect Fuhrer

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So that's what happened

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Costco Vodka

Costco has just opened in Melbourne. I don't currently feel the need to buy a lifetime supply of toilet paper. Or Vodka for that matter.
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The greatest act of rebellion

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Damn Finger Monster

Kill it! Kill it!
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Jesus is way better than the Easter Bunny

I don't know about that. I prefer my imaginary friends to be small and fluffy.
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Emo Sapians

LOL. I wonder where they come in the evolutionary timeline.
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There he goes again

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Cats gone crazy!

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Everyone has to do chores

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The caffeine curve

Love it.
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Good advice

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Oh no, thak you.

I hope no one paid actual money for this cake.
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Making history

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Clever lady

Doesn't even know her own son.
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Those bears are evil

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Damn recession

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In bed with a bug

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Wow, who would have guessed.

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I'll be right, thanks anyway.

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Baby clothes

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He just can't help himself

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Necessity is the mother of invention

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Symptoms of Nymphomania

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Kanye West is an asshole.

Actually that is being cruel to assholes. Kanye is just a piece of shit.
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Caffeine not enough?

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Toyota thought of everything

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Love it.

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How do I get rid of my crabs?

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That's brilliant.
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Magyver does it again

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Death by ballet

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You know you have a problem....

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Mr Snakey

Ouch!
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The perfect grill

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What's going on here?

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Sheep conspiracy

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The wisdom of Lance Armstrong

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Breaking news

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Captain Faggo

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Choosing a babysitter

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Superman Vs Urinal

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Vegetarian Conspiracy Theories

Meat is so evil.
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An accountant like no other

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Batman zings the Joker

Ouch!
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Well that's just mean

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District 9

I saw this Friday night. Shot like a documentary, on hand held cameras, it is set in South Africa and essentially a movie about Apartheid, only involving humans versus aliens rather than whites versus blacks. I enjoyed it but I found it very intense. If you have ever wondered what it would be like to be persecuted, this movie gives you an excellent insight - a couple of scenes made me feel physically ill - not from gore, but from the way the aliens were being treated.
Go and see it.
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If Jack had it his way....

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Rock Bottom

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