Saturday, April 04, 2009

Dinosaur Excuses

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It's more likely than you think.....

"Warning: Amount of sand varies per vagina".
Bless.
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The wisdom of Hunter S.

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Trees talk too!

I really don't know where to start.... I don't know who is scarier - Geraldine or Ricky.
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Dead Body Freezer Box

For rent? How often has it been used?!?!?!
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Don't trust Travolta and Cruise....

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Totally Fabulous

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Our Saviour....

Stumbled.

No Drowning

If you drown, you will be prosecuted.
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Go ahead.

Daylight savings ends here tonight. If any of my clocks look like this, they can stay on Daylight Savings time.
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Friday, April 03, 2009

Che? Que?


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Fruity Flasher

I love the expressions on their faces.
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Stumbling

And more addictive too.
Stumbled.

Four muscles is a much better choice

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Foil SUV

Makes foil hats look SO 1987.
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Pleasing the butterfly that leave your body

Thanking!
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May contain traces of beard

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It burns....

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How can you?

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Who cares?

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Thursday, April 02, 2009

Lego fun snacks....

Tee hee.
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The effect has been positive overall.

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Can you pick the gender?

Because I can't.
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Naughty Granny

My Granny would have done that too.
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Black fungus with rape

Food?!?!? That's meant to be food?!?!?!
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Good question.

The same colour a Smurf turns.
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It's settled then...

Via email.
(Thanks Dani).

Beware of the....

Thing with really big teeth? Massive precision termites? Velocoraptor?
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Dark Humour

I have this problem a lot. I have always put it down to working in mental health - without a dark sense of humour you would end up on the other side of the window.
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Cosmopolitan

483 new ways to put a penis into a vagina!
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Wednesday, April 01, 2009

I'm getting quite good.

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How sweet....

Stumbled.

One of my favourite Homer quotes.

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I feel used....

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Pout.

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Good advice.

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Bender gets a check up

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I have a sewing set....

Bless! All you single girls take note.
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Weed with roots in hell!

Smoke that gets in youth's eyes.
Love it!
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1970s Children's Book.




I assume this was a horror story...
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