Saturday, May 01, 2010

The truth behind whipped cream

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Elevator Instructions

Well yes, if you are a nice person. The more skillful, evil person farts just between the lift arriving at the floor and the doors opening, thus leaving the scene before the evidence is smelt. Not that I would recommend such evil behaviour....

Conan is so wise.

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Geek Dice

Love it.

Oh, the humani... wait, what?!?!

lol.

Careful what you wish for.

Tee hee.

The Motherfucking Moonwalk

Brilliant.

Super Combo Dog

Marvelous!

Putin on the Ritz

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The top 11 things uttered by Yoda during sex.



11. "Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must."

10. "Feel the force!"

9. "Foreplay, cuddling - a Jedi craves not these things."

8. "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!"

7. "Do me or do me not - there is no try."

6. "Early must I rise. Leave now you must!"

5. "You know, this would be a lot more fun without FrankOz's hand up my ass."

4. "Happens to every guy sometimes this does."

3. "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmm?"

2. "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!"

1. "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?"