Saturday, May 01, 2010

The truth behind whipped cream

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Elevator Instructions

Well yes, if you are a nice person. The more skillful, evil person farts just between the lift arriving at the floor and the doors opening, thus leaving the scene before the evidence is smelt. Not that I would recommend such evil behaviour....

Conan is so wise.

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Geek Dice

Love it.

Oh, the humani... wait, what?!?!

lol.

Careful what you wish for.

Tee hee.

The Motherfucking Moonwalk

Brilliant.

Super Combo Dog

Marvelous!

Putin on the Ritz

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The top 11 things uttered by Yoda during sex.



11. "Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must."

10. "Feel the force!"

9. "Foreplay, cuddling - a Jedi craves not these things."

8. "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!"

7. "Do me or do me not - there is no try."

6. "Early must I rise. Leave now you must!"

5. "You know, this would be a lot more fun without FrankOz's hand up my ass."

4. "Happens to every guy sometimes this does."

3. "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmm?"

2. "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!"

1. "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?"

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Feel like a treat?

EEEEWWWWWWWWWW
People in the past were very weird.
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Hitchcock does LOTR

Very clever.
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Lab Types

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One

I'm not sure that I fully agree, but it is very sweet.
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Origami Anyone?

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In Soviet Russia...

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Thousands of babies

Yeah well, maybe you nag too much.
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Seriously?

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Clowns are people too...

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Small Beings

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Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Battle Toddler

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Betty White Rocks!

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Chuck says stop.

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Intrigue

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What a bizarre concept.

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Musical Insult

I still have to read music like I did in primary school - lines stand for "Every Good Boy Deserves Fruit" and the spaces are "FACE rhymes with space".
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A talking duck.

Stop ignoring the issue Mickey.
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History of art

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Dream Big

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How weird are you?

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Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Schedule of The Week

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Pinnochio Poker


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Suspicious

So I wonder what exactly they mean by "wash" and "hands".

Free bouncy rides

Nothing creepy here.

You can do it!

What's your point?

Scent of a wookie

Mmmmm.... I choose to not think about how this would actually smell.

Punctuation Neglect

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Cool facebook group.

Shame they can't spell.

Bat approves

Sooo cute.

Dress for the job you want

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