Bring it on, zombies

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Hello my baby

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Mmmm Tasty

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Congratulations

Bizarro

So romantic

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Grumpy Cat

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Security Notice

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Back away slowly

She's gonna blow.
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Where are you?!?!?

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It must be true love

Butthorn

The end of another lovely week

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I want you to want me

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Valentines for Hopeless Realists

Big Fat Whale

I shall play you

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Mum and dad are high...

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A nice tall glass

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I don't know either

Married to the Sea

Evolution

Maybe Nelson's dad has been around all along...
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Fap Station

It's good to always be prepared.
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I might try this

And notice what is on the licker's T Shirt.
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Nothing springs to mind

Some Ecards

I'm bleeding!

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Today's Word: Adult

My First Dictionary

RIP House MD

It's been a blast.

Peter is a Prick

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I'll rescue you!

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Sobear

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Shhhh...

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Baby don't hurt me...

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Cute drawing

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Cockatoo gender

Now I know what to do with the cockatiel - brb.
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Assume the position

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Surprised Coffee

Just because I'm up, doesn't mean I am awake.
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Gay Divorce Court

It would be fabulous.
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Louis CK on the Ten Commandments

Well in those days rape was theft, as a woman belonged to her father or her husband.  So it falls under "Thou shall not steal", but it is still a good point.
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That can't be good

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No running

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Self Control

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Eating and swimming

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Attack!

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Smart Phones

Jim Benton

Hey there Kitty... Wait, what?!?!

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Le come

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It went thatta way

Some Ecards

That voice

Titty sprinkles.
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Found Velociraptor

Damn bad homes.  They just create angry, bitey raptors.
Won't somebody please think of the raptors!
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Scumbag Shaggy

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My wallet is like an onion

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Extreme stress reaction

Me too.
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A big difference

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