A good rule to live by.

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Self portrait.

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In an alternative universe...

Jim Benton

Doggy hammock oops.

The look on the dog's face is priceless.
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At least they cleaned up the mess...

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Apple beverage.

Reminds me of:

Mrs Krabapple: Can I offer you a cup of coffee- flavored beverine? 
Chalmers: Yes, I take it grey, with creamium.

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Tooth brushing like a man.

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Hand dryer.

Every time.
Doghouse Diaries

The early bird.

Kicking Cones

Even me?

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Nip: Not even once.

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Hi, I'm duck...

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But wont he need them to hear?

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What?!?!

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Caught red pawed.

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All you need to know.

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A guide to doing anything.

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Goofy dog.

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Not a good time.

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The meaning of life.

Brilliant.
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It's the stench of corruption.

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No more pictures.

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Identity crisis.

Jim Benton

Why are you looking up here?

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No, but I do have one.

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I'm fairly sure that isn't love.

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No wonder.

Married to the Sea

Improvisation at its finest.

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Twisted it is.

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I think you may be right.

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Hey baby...

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Overly attached doggie.

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Literally.

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I am so stressed...

Infinite Nap

What a good doggie.

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I would watch this show.

I would watch the hell out of it.
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Fap fap fap...

Of course he would be better off using oil, because WD-40 just disperses water... OK, I'll stop now.
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World's biggest.

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Scumbag Brain

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Lesson one.

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And I am eternally grateful.

Eatliver