Friday, May 29, 2009

Poooooon!

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Retro Penis Pump

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Classy

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Natural Selection

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Valentine's Fail

Tee hee.
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Random collection of people

I have to wonder what they were doing together. Bizarre porn movie?
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Not a happy puppy

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Casual Sex Day

Weeeee!
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People who shouldn't have children: Frat Boys

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Hope to God

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Thursday, May 28, 2009

Chicken of your mother?

So is that like some weird "Yo mama" joke?
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I often feel like this.

Very often.
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It was Mr Burns

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Excellent point.

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Ken's friend Allan.

I actually have two Allans - my mum and her sister had them and I inherited them They are the model after this one, and are a bit blonder than this Allan.
I love that Ken and Allan share a wardrobe. I wonder how close thier friendship is?!?!
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I can't hear you

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Safety tips for kids.

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Terminator Salivation

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Excellent combo.

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Sixth grade sex ed.

Could you pass 6th grade sex ed?

Created by Sex Toys.org

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Our cocktail of choice.

Hear hear.
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I feel so much safer.

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Odd John

Odd John is odd, but why is she naked on a beach in the first place?
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What. The. Fuck?!?!?!

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Hillbilly bubble Bath

Tee hee.
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We have all been there Shadow.

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We all are on a rock....

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Why wait?

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Not allowed?

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Happy shark is happy.

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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Puffins are so wise.

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Coded song lyrics.

I love this. Very clever.
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Noah's Ark

Tee hee.
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Boston Police on Twitter

Excellent. Glad to hear it.
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If you insist.

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Excellent point.

That is so true.
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Don't move....

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Gummi Bear Lynch Mob

Very clever.
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All aboard the swan.

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Once you go black....

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Monday, May 25, 2009

Pinnochio's Paradox

And then the universe exploded.
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Semen Nutition Facts

Cute.
Stumbled.

Get over it.

Brilliant.
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You were an accident.

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Psychotic Alice.

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White Trash Compactor

So do they put the white trash in a trailer and leave it on train tracks?
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Bambi has a baby.... Or ten.

The creepy things about this statue:
  1. Multiple Bambi babies in a pile.
  2. The look on Bambi's face.
  3. The background graffiti.
  4. The happy baby leaping out of Bambi.
  5. BAMBI WAS A BOY!
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You don't?

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Horny Bitch

Penis shaped? Human penis or dog penis?
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2000th Post

Well this is the 2000th post to Sober in a Nightclub, so in celebration I bought a proper domain - www.soberinanightclub.com.
I feel so much more official now!