Tip for the ladies.

Brilliant.
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Should you eat that?

Fake Science

The scariest fortune ever.

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Your days are numbered.

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Action Pants!

The best part is the look on the poodle's face.
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Dammit Higgins.

When I feel sad or stressed...

Sebastien Millon

How do you like them apples?

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I'm just sayin'...

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Found the off switch.

How friggin' adorable.
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Quiz: Is your cat awesome?

Pusheen

It's good to stay informed.

I wonder if she found any mistakes.
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Good call Superman.

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Welcome to Australia.

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Remember that one time...

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Not so little critter.

I think you need to increase your offer.
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Every. Dam. Time.

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Go forth, young amphibian.

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It's a potato!

Potatoes usually only make me this happy when they have been mashed...
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Please don't make me go down there...

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He is everywhere.

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Good advice.

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When I snap my fingers...

Channelate

The new way of hiring.

Dilbert

Something to dream about.

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Star Wars technology.

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The young pickup...

I automatically read it in David Attenborough's voice.
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Priorities Timmy, priorities.

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Sweeping the floor with some assistance.

How do I get rid of oily face?

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Did you know?

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The five stages...

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Sayings 2.1

Doghouse Diaries

I can't take it anymore...

The Gentleman's Armchair

If only trees gave off Wifi...

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If at first you don't succeed...

I hate it when that happens.

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Tweet, tweet.

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So romantic.

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Geek joke.

Love it.
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