Off to see the keeper...

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Success!!

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Thanks stupid people

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Scariest of them all

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Warm water

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Awkward Superman

Mr Lovenstein

I'll get it...

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The eighth dwarf...

Cheeky?  Or Crackhead?
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I *heart* Adam Savage

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Crazy recluse kitty

Have a day

Pretty much.
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Six things to say

Poorly Drawn Lines

The next level

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Murderer

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Puppy is fixed

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Kia

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Despite all my rage

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Hard to get

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Ooh yeah, right there...

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Ye Olde Cosmopolitan

Coquettish is such an underused word these days.
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Ancient History

Married to the Sea

Potatoes are better than people

I don't know - I have met some pretty devious potatoes in my time.
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Nom nom nom

What a good kitty.
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Let me show you

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I can think of something...

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Pinetree you say?

You have yourself a deal.
Criggo

You're welcome

So cute.
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And don't you forget it

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Surly sheep

I saw an elderly Greek (I think) woman walking a sheep on a leash yesterday.  Brilliant.

Completely full

Incompatible

Fengtastic

Hug a hedgehog today

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To do list

Grouchy Rabbit

Redundant

Savage Chickens

Impossible!

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Have you seen this bird?

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Superman backwards

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Book signing

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Cow Something

Sounds delicious!  I think cow feet would be hard to smoke though.  Very harsh on the lungs.
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Say it all out loud

Formerly Chuck's

Boop

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Sexy Bear

My Cocaine

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Friends are like trees

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Kiss!

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This is an auto-response

Happy Place

The cone of shame