Nope, nothing under there...

Via

Shhhhh.....

Via

Excellent advice.

Via

Wanna see my sausage?

Criggo

How could you be so stupid?!?!

The Awkward Yeti

Ummm... Is that like separately?

Via

I hate it when that happens.

Via

Awards I'll never win.

Emm Roy

I can do it.

Via

The first porn movie filmed by a drone.

Via

Think of a number...

Via

You're an asshole Carl.

Via

Getting paid.

Every. Damn. Time.
Sarah Andersen

A good point to remember.

Via

It's a dead giveaway.

Tumbled Dry Comics

First world problems.

Via

I've got it!

No I don't.
Via

Brilliant headline.

Via

Fun fact.

Via

Excellent horoscope.

Although as a Libran I'm a little worried...
Via

Can I HELP you?

Via

Octopus arms are both creepy and cool.

Via

A moving story.

Via

Today's special.

Jim Benton

I definitely have that skill.

Remember, remember.

I try not to.
Via

That's one mean tumour.

Via

Firefly fairy

Poor kid.

I need dis.

Via

Stiff competition.

Via

Vote Cthulhu.

Via

It was like that when we got here...

Jim Benton

Doggy teamwork.

Via

Anger management.

Anyone got a spoon?

Via

Ghostbusters Cupcakes.

Via

I'm not a procrastinator...

Invisible Bread

No, you don't.

Via

Fair's fair.

Finally got that song out of my head.

Via

More wisdom from Bernard Black.

If you have never seen Black Books, I thoroughly recommend it.

Adapt, improvise and overcome.

Via

An excellent point.

Via

You damn kids keep quiet.

Via

Sounds delicious. And convenient.

Engrish

The eternal doggie dilemma.

Via

Spare cat box.

Via

You got a problem?

Via

Bad influence.

Via

Vegetable dominance.

Via

My favourite Winston Churchill quote.

Via