Creepy paperclip

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iPod on Shuffle

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I'll have to call you back

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Google Ads finally embrace necrophilia.

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What did I do?

Awesome Toilet Seat

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Tell me your secrets

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And then deny, deny, deny.

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Optimism is stupid

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Your call will be recorded....

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LSD Experiments

I can't quite face the future...

Excellent plan.
Vimrod

Smile

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Life is like a penis...

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Douche probe

That's an unfortunate photo and headline.  I don't think I want to know what the photo is for....
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Snappy Response

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Real beauty

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There is no "I" in team....

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But officer, CAPTCHA told me to....

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Streaker Oops

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Who's a good boy?

Cyanide and Happiness

Pooh has an epiphany...

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Rocket penis?

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Seems reasonable to me....

And it just makes me like him even more.
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Your mother...

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It was a good night...

BA Maracas

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You broke gravity

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No one gets tired of Dick

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Five things to take camping

Only two hairdriers?
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Things we do....

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Hurry Up....

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What's her name....

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Amish Space Program

They terminated him for that?

Sounds like a normal day at work to me....
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Arch enemies

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Are you stupid?

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Astounding Weird Penises

By Alan Moore (V for Vendetta, Watchmen).  I'd like to read it.
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Hitting the hay

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Where your pen goes....

Graph Jam

Handz Off Gum

"Two handz off chews offer 4 to 6 hours of relief.  You may chew up to 120 pieces daily as needed".
Bless.
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Chewbacca impersonations?

SMBC

How to Troll a douchebag.

Click to embiggen.

Win.
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Blood loss you say?

Historic LOLS

Hand over the piss...

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Bluth Peanuts

Awesome.  I am looking forward to the movie.
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Handsome Lambros

New Years Resolutions

Shoebox blog
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Progress Bar Not Moving?

Every time.
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Cats have the power....

ICHC

Facebook relationship statuses

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