Sarcastic Fish

Cute.
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Turning old clothing into new kids

Wow, so if I educate my old clothing, I will create a new kid? So what your saying is that my mother lied to me about where babies come from?
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Share the meat

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What's wrong?

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If he were president today.....

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Rachel and House

Get away from him you bitch.
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Hold my close-up, Tiny Danson

This cracks me up.
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Packed Lunch

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A morning of awkwardness

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What is your favourite thing to dip chips in?

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Don't interrupt him

And Blinky says he will do it too. She actually looks like she is trying to kill with her eyes.
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Please let there be photoshop

Is that a baton in your pants or are you just pleased to see me?
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Never give up

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You're wasting your time

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Torchwood: Children of the Earth

We watched this over the last week or so. It is the last season (I assume) of a really great show which I have thoroughly enjoyed. I highly recommend it.
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Clever police chief

Geez, and I always thought Chief Wiggum was fiction.
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Why? How? From where?

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Teasing dog

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September 11th

It's bizarre to think it has been eight years. I still have a craving for news and information about it, even after all this time.
Oh, and Happy Birthday Mum! Sorry your birthday got hijacked.
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Turtle Orgasm

I happened upon this tonight. Excellent.

Military Intelligence

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That's how I roll

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Washing ma balls

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Shit sign

So are you telling me to go there to look at the shit, to go there to shit or to stay away from that area because there is shit. I need more guidance.
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Cougar Habitat

Click to enbiggen.

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Manliness contest

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Pissing fire

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Vend-a-goat

Do you get to pick which sort of goat?
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Today's word: When

Karen has a Borderline Personality Disorder. Can we all say that boys and girls?
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This one is mine

I love the look on his face.
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The truth

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Roadkill toy

So wrong. So gross.
I want one.
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Hell yes.

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Sucker family

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Do not park here

Wow, that's harsh.
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Pacman Whoops

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Bathroom is out of order

What disease? How did I catch a disease from a broken bathroom? Aarrggghhhh....
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Scary lightbulb lady

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Let's do something

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Family Circus is changing....

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New name

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I ordered the pizza....

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Little Tommy Says....

"This motherfucker makes Lincoln Logs look like fuckin' hobo turds!"
Bless.
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Why does love hurt so bad?

Click to enbiggen.

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But it's hungry!

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Kitty sniper

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Stargazing

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You fail!

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Nothing but tears

"Because it is never too early to grow the hell up"
Bless.
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Zombie Cows

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Why aren't we in the bible?

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