That fire will burn you.

Joseph Faill

The feathery boss.

Is it wrong?

Via

Clever machine.

Via

But taking drugs and whoring are my favourite things.

Via

Always look your best.

Via

The same reason.

Via

I would love you.

If I wasn't so scared of you.
Via

No cake here.

Via

Braking news.

Via

A simple choice.

Jim Benton

It's never too late.

Via

Paranoid much?

Via

This could end badly.

Via

Jenkins, assume the position.

Via

It's a hard life.

Via

The end to a boring conversation.

Fowl Language Comics

Come, coma, coma...

Via

Get it away! Get it away!

Via

I got this.

Via

Hipster Peer Pressure.

Via

Before Facebook.

Wrong Hands

Cute little farter.

Via

Complicated washing instructions.

Via

Sloths are just misunderstood.

Mandatory Roller Coaster

The Creation of Dog.

Via

The way to build up immunity.

Via

Ate salad for dinner.

Via

I'll figure it out later...

Via

Damnit George.

Via

It's a fine line.

Via

Get it off, get it off, get it off...

Via

The Rent Moose is here again.

Via

Mega bum wobble.

Something is about to get a massive pounce.
Via

Hope for the best.

Channelate

The longer you look, the funnier it gets.

Via

How very dare you.

Via

A squirrel with a gun.

Via here and here.

Wait for it...

Via

The bee's knees.

Via