Never give up trying.

This reminds me of some dogs we had when I was a kid.  We had an elderly chihuahua who was on heat, and a young staghound who thought he would like to help out.  He picked her up with one of his front paws and tried to use her like a fleshlight.  She was quite happy with this arrangement.  Fortunately for everyone involved he wasn't successful in making contact.
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Happy doggy.

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Turn me over.

Sucker.
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Join us.

Damn, I can't join because I don't have a chinchilla.
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Shittens.

Cause poop is gross.
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Don't. Fucking. Poke. Me.

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Awwwmelette.

It would feel kinda creepy eating it.
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I regret this decision.

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I do everything fabulously.

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Math through our lives.

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Panda!!!!

Sebastien Millon

An excellent question.

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Oh, hi.

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Duly noted.

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Jaguars are gorgeous.

That is all.
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How you doin'?

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Expression is everything.

Poorly drawn lines

Jaws backwards.

Love it.
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An important lesson to learn.

A Zillion Dollars

Hint, hint...

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I need this degree.

Badly.
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I've got a flat.

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Helpful sharks.

Science Fried Art

How the dinosaurs really died out.

Gorgeous giant hedgehogs.
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Godzilla Backwards.

I'd like to see that.
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Instant karma.

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I'm tired of arguing about this, Marie.

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Peek-a-boo.

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Rapunzel finally makes sense.

SMBC

Rabbit has a carrot.

Twisted Doodles

Happy Birthday Harvey.

You magnificent bastard.
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In case of fire...

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