Homer equals....

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High Fives All Around

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Camp Suggestive Pines

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I'm a bunny!

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May I lick your crack?

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Strong Coffee

I need this. Badly.
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Excellent Beer Experiment

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RIP John Hughes

Ferris Bueller's Day Off has been my favourite movie since I was 14 or 15, and Pretty in Pink and The Breakfast Club would both be high up on my list as well, so I was very sad to learn of John Hughes' death yesterday. A Gen X legend, at least his legacy will live on in his brilliant 80s movies.
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I'm 7 years old too Jimmy

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Blowing Bubbles

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It's all your fault

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Bumfucked Hillbilly

I'm speechless.
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Beaver Awareness Program

So many questions.... Is it for boys? Girls? Beavers? Trees? Dams? What sort of awareness does the program offer? Is it theory or hands on?
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Half meat, half tin.

I was going to make some comment about a Spam baby, but that would be suggesting there was meat in Spam.
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Fonzie Rules

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Not stalking

For my two favourite not-stalkers.
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How the Unabomber was really caught

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Playboy is fascinating

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How long could you survive?

Created by The Oatmeal

I did better than I thought I would. Yay me!

Six things

I got tagged by AmyOops to list six things that make you happy, so here goes.

1. Animals. Dogs, cats, rats, elephants. Not fussy about species, but I love some quality animal time.

2. Sleeping in.

3. The Simpsons.

4. A good laugh, especially with friends.

5. Sascha, boyfriend extraordinaire.

6. PC Games - my addiction to lame games, either downloaded or on Facebook, knows no bounds.

I could add a few more, but there is my top six.

Now I tag Joanne, Fembotanist, and anyone else who feels like posting their answers in the comments.

Lego Mohammed

I wonder how they make Halal Lego?
I have the strangest feeling I am about to have a Jihad declared on me....
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Excessive force much?

It feels a little bit like this might be not that far from the truth.
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Family Gay

Is it just me, or does this seem completely possible?
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Good plan

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The shame! The horror!

That must sting.
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Dried crack

I always wondered where the addicts got it from.
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Life is long

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I think he is a bit annoyed

Love it.
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Hide and seek: creepy style.

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Pretending to work

I often only pretend to work.
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Vocabulary isn't everything

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Beat off those deviants

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Another form of magic

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Drugs make anything cool

Excellent. Reminds me of Otto from The Simpsons "They call them fingers, but I have never seen them fing... Oh there they go...."
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Unlucky Phil

But what a pretty smile he has! I just love it.
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Co-ed camping trips are so much fun....

Especially the orgies.
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Treasure an environment

At least it is a loving prompting.
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This is so me.

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One of these days....

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Ask your father

What a bitch.
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Not so clean whistle

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Stoned lizard

And what lovely feet they are.
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Creepy Mom

WAY too much information. Thanks Mom.
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Anytime

I know that feeling well.
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Damn, my computer is watching me again

Stop it!
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Jinkies! Porn!

For my cousin Rhys, a Scooby Doo fanatic, who turns 8 today.
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For the geek in your life

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Oh come on....

Doesn't anyone care? Anyone at all?
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Freud, you dirty old bugger

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Birthday Kitty

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I need one of these signs for work

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