Absolutely nobody

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Why you shouldn't dance on sinks...

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That's the spot

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Ewww, gross.

C&H

Bitter Coffee

Gemma Correll

Don't mess with a pigeon

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You think this is cute?

No one ever thinks of the family of the leaves.
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Quality service

Brilliant.
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Feels good man

There is a reason I call it ear sex.
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Ooh what a feature!

Throw in a clear windscreen and doors which open and you have a deal.
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Exchange Program

They both have 8 limbs, why didn't it work?!?!
Savage Chickens

I *heart* George Takei

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When did it all begin?

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Wait for it

Tee hee.  So cute.
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Bastard!

An oldie but a goodie.
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Well, when you put it like that...

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As long as you do it quietly...

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I can't hang out with you

Wrong Cards

Don't look at the chicken

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I'll just groom myself here...

What a good doggy!
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Jealous Ass

Some Ecards

Get him dad!

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So wise

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Now what?

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Ice dispensers

Doghouse Diaries

Long romantic walks...

I need a lounge fridge.
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Too friggin' adorable

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Within minutes...

Poorly Drawn Lines

Looks don't matter

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Spot the difference

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Come back later

Blunt Card

Bring it on

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Calm down Gene

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Super.

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The best way to cure gayness

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I'm still listening

Some Ecards

Monopoly is an old game

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Checkmate

Why of course.
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Only 8 hours?

Humans are such heathens.
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Keep it in the basement

I like it, except that it is spelled DIARRHOEA.
No biggy.
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*le swim

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The mysteries of life

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MacGuyver rocks

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Easily offended?

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A dell

Cute, but it's not that deep.
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Slow and painful

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Bunny has new shoes

Sebastien Millon

Unrequited love

Married to the Sea

Shuttlecock

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When you wish upon a star

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