Saturday, September 18, 2010

Fresh air in a can

Beach?  OK.  Vanilla?  Cool.  Horse?  I assume they mean dander smell and not poop?  Which means it would be allergy in a can for me.  I wonder if I could inhale it as a form of self-harm?



Tobias Funke, Analrapist


Johnny Depp: A truly shining star.

Hollywood should be taking notes.

I think he is a little annoyed.

"Sixty nine assholes tied in a knot".  Bless.

Tri Cera Tops

Love it.

Truthiness for one and all.

I love that Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are holding their own rally.  I need to win the lottery between now and then so that I can attend!

Nothing says "I love you" like....

Um, ok.

Dear Lindsay.....

Dear Judge, please uphold truth in sentencing - 30 days for every dirty drug test.

Monday, September 13, 2010

Bad Influence

Natalie Dee

Men have two emotions....


The air has been soiled!

I somehow think that I would be saying more than "Oh, Mercy!".  And how would praying help?

Jonbenet Ramsey Memorial Beauty Set

Wait... WHAT!?!?!?!
Wow.  Whoever came up with this product is seriously fucked.

If looks could kill


Tyranosaurus Rawr


The interrupting doctor


Size does matter

There are 4 inch dildos, but no one buys them.
It would be like buying a romance novel where the heroine has to do the dishes.

How to turn annoying into satisfying.

The Oatmeal

Public Restroom Rules


Sunday, September 12, 2010

Relationship Counselling

Joy of Tech

Teenager Translator

Click to embiggen.

Everywhere I look.


Too Much Information


Nearer and Farrah


I can't hear you


All the time.


The ultimate Samuel L Jackson

Love it.

Forever... Wait, what?!?


Will and Grace: Karen Walker's funniest lines

1. Good Lord. I can't believe I'm at a public pool. Why doesn't somebody just pee directly on me?

2. I’m too tired to slap you. Bash your face against my palm.

3. No one in the world would believe you're straight. You fell out of the gay tree, hitting every gay branch on the way down. And you landed on a gay guy... and you did him.

4. If my brain could still send signals to my face, you'd see I'm horrified right now.

5. I forget, what are you these days, gay or straight? Wait, let me do a little test. Okay, there's a penis and a vagina in a tent. And it's on fire. Which do you save?

6. Honey, I would suck the alcohol out of a deodorant stick

7. Rule number one. Unless you're served in a frosted glass, never come within four feet of my lips.

8. It's Christmas, for goodness sake. Think about the baby Jesus: up in that tower, letting his hair down... so that the three wise men can climb up and spin the dreidel and see if there are six more weeks of winter.

9. Your boyfriend's a big flaming feather-wearing man-kissing disco-dancing Vermont-living Christina Aguilera-loving Mikanos-going, honey, take it on home.

10. Husbands come and go but the Chanel sling back is forever.

11. I know what guilt is. It's one of those touchy-feely words that people throw around that don't really mean anything... You know, like 'maternal' or 'addiction'

12. Hey, fat boy! You know the rules! No dessert until we can see your neck!

13. I'm fabulous. I'm an incredible dresser, I've got buckets of money, I'm a hoot and a half and I got a killer rack.

14. You'll do it like every self-respecting woman does. Get on your back, point your heels to Jesus and think of hand bags

15. Oh honey, we're so much alike! We both love me.