My cousin Rhys and presents.
Rhys and presents.
Cousin Patrick opening his guitar.
The shrine to the currently travelling Amy (A. Lew). Note the items of significance.
Emma (FEMBOTanist) with Rhys after Patrick painted him with the face paint we gave him.
This is what it says: (all spelling and punctuation as in original) "USAGE:
Use it under the guardian,don't use on bathbed, otherwise,it's risk of accidents, such as falling down,hurt.
It's risk of suffocation, don't eat the wrapper, don't use under 3 years.
To rinse with water at once if spray into eyes.
Please stop use it if feeling allergic,and ask for the doctor if feeling unwell.
Don't eat it,apart from children.
Please rinse with water at once after daubbing. Don't keep it on skin for long time.
Use it lightly.
DIRECTION:
This product is easy to dissolve, keep it where it is dry, atnormal temperature, shady and cool.
This product is easy toadhere to the porous stuff,such as wood, Concrete;marble;color is easy to diffues ,please take care.
In case the chine-brick is dyed by it, you can rinse with the bleaching agent.
In case the cloth is dyed by it, you can rinse with washing powder.Don't use outside the bathroom,please.
When it is dry and will become sticky,you can add some water.
The packing label may be dyed bysoap, while there is no quality problem. Please put it on blister when open.
Please don,t use the demaged & out of shape blister in case an accident happens."
Bless.
I often have very bizarre, vivid dreams. The one this morning was a good example.
Belinda Emmett died today. Perhaps best known as the wife of Rove McManus, she was a very good actress and always seemed like a nice person. She was diagnosed with breast cancer when she was only 24, which although it initially responded to treatment, returned as secondary cancer in her bones. Once you have a secondary cancer, you're pretty much screwed.
She was only 32, same age as me.
Rest in Peace Belinda. Stay strong Rove, we are all here for you.
A strip of pics as designed by Patrick.
A bigger version of the top pic. L to R it is Patrick, Greta, Emma (FEMBOTanist), Amy (A. Lew) and Me. The theme was "fake tan" - as you can see Greta, Patrick and I didn't go in theme!!
Our "emo" pic.
How I felt yesterday.
It's been all over the news for the last couple of months - Paul McCartney finally came to his senses and decided to divorce the Filthy One Legged Whore (FOLW). Now the FOLW is claiming that he was violent and aggressive, not only to her but also to his first wife Linda. She supposedly taped conversations and bugged his house, but all that has been reported is that you can hear her trying to bait him with comments like "you know you need to get help for your aggression" with no actual evidence of said aggression.
Paul and Linda were famously happy and in love - they made a policy of never spending time apart. Linda was such a strong woman, I cannot believe that if she was being abused she would not have done something about it. 
"See that door there? Use it"
This is a scene from a very classy 80s movie called "Undefeatble". It's hard to put into words just how bad this clip is - bad hair, bad clothes, bad effects, bad acting, bad editing, bad directing. It's freekin' brilliant!
I have been trying to explain to people for years where I got the song from. Well people THIS is where I got the song from:
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Youtube freekin' rocks!
Yet another one of my guilty pleasures - The Doug Anthony All Stars perform on The Big Gig in the early 1990s. It's a great example of their crass humour, plus fantastic singing.
I still want to be in a Tim and Paul sandwich.
As the mermaid said in DAAS Kapital: Paul's the one you wanna fuck; Tim's the one you think of while fucking Paul; but Richard is the one you would marry.
*sigh*
Bless.
This is a nylon housewife apron, but they haven't called it an apron - they have called it "close relations between family members" and the blurb on the back reads :"Shuyading makes you clean beautiful and more fashionale." I wonder if they mean "clean, beautiful" or "clean beautifully". Doesn't matter, I love it anyway!
And I have ALWAYS wanted to be fashionale!
Now in my understanding of like selling a product or something, the best way to sell it is to make it look good. Makes sense. My understanding of hair extensions is that they should look like natural hair - the average dumbass should not be able to tell that you are wearing extensions.
I too have been touched by his noodly appendage.
I'm sure I won't stick to them, but lets see how I go.
Onward and upward.
