Orgasm comparison

I love the looks on the pig's face.
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Tampon identity crisis

Tee hee.
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Pirahna Sanctuary

I have some people I'd like to feed to these fish.
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Detention for Superman

Genius.
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Minimum requirements

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Behind you!

I'm watching Jaws 2 right now so this seemed appropriate.
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System warning

What took you so long?
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Back in my day

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Suri's plea for help

It's ok Suri. You'll be taller than him soon.
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Fonzie Socks

I had a Fonzie T Shirt when I was a youngster. I must look for photographic proof of my coolness.
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Get your girl a new watch

Tee hee
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Penquin's revenge

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Avatar Plot = Disney's Pocahontas

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I hadn't actually thought of that - it fits quite well. But regardless of the plot failings I absolutely loved Avatar. We saw it in 3D - it was totally porn for your eye balls. Go see it.
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Snatch on a rope

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"Made with 100% real pubes". Yummo.
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Helpful doggie

At least he stopped to ask first - Poppy and co would lick first, ask questions later.
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Frosty's in trouble

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Edward Cullen's Facebook

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Tee hee.
Princess fairy bitch.

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Auto-erotic force.

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Powerful bug powder

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Reading is hard

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Chuck the wise man

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Spock Paper Scissors

So does it work the same as RPS? Does paper beat Spock, and Spock beat scissors? I would have thought scissors could stab Spock. I'm thinking about this too much, aren't I?

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Pop-up book of phobias

What genius came up with this idea? Let's torture the phobic people? I wonder what happens if your phobia is of pop-up books?

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Morpheus, Batman and The Joker

Oh, ouch!

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Elevated mounds

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Torment of the last unicorn

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Half price sale

Hmmmm.... Truth in advertising?

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Hello Zombie

Love it. A lot.

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Woman Driver

I'd love to see the how-to-do-it drawings. And who knew Good Housekeeping had an automobile editor!

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Name that Techno song

Oh I know the one. It was the ER ER ER ER ER ER that gave it away.

Dumbass.

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No loafing for you

Must dilligently work oh!

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Photobombing Seal

So cute. So photoshopped, but still cute.

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Why superheroes don't go online

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Minesweeper is so badass

I love the simplicity of the review from PC Gamer - "fuck".
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Gingerbread BDSM Dungeon

Cute. I especially like the little red bullet strap-on.

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Nude waffle eaters

How oddly specific. Do nude sunbathers regularly eat waffles?!

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Car for sale

At least TRY to clean off the blood before you sell the car.

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Sydney Monorail

This is me on the Sydney Monorail in June last year.
Impressive isn't it!!

Closed Captions

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Carry Abort

I watch all my sports events in a pocket raincoat.
I assume they meant 'about'.

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Batman revelation

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Freshly Squeezed

Tee hee.

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Mayan Calendar

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Hello Kidney

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Message to women

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Not much of a tipper

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The stairs to Hell

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Hungry Tanning Bed

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Fell from heaven

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Mmmm Chocloate Heroin

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