Saturday, January 09, 2010

Friday, January 08, 2010

System warning

What took you so long?
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Back in my day

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Suri's plea for help

It's ok Suri. You'll be taller than him soon.
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Fonzie Socks

I had a Fonzie T Shirt when I was a youngster. I must look for photographic proof of my coolness.
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Get your girl a new watch

Tee hee
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Penquin's revenge

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Avatar Plot = Disney's Pocahontas

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I hadn't actually thought of that - it fits quite well. But regardless of the plot failings I absolutely loved Avatar. We saw it in 3D - it was totally porn for your eye balls. Go see it.
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Snatch on a rope

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"Made with 100% real pubes". Yummo.
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Helpful doggie

At least he stopped to ask first - Poppy and co would lick first, ask questions later.
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Frosty's in trouble

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Wednesday, January 06, 2010

Edward Cullen's Facebook

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Tee hee.
Princess fairy bitch.

Auto-erotic force.

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Powerful bug powder

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Reading is hard

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Chuck the wise man

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Spock Paper Scissors

So does it work the same as RPS? Does paper beat Spock, and Spock beat scissors? I would have thought scissors could stab Spock. I'm thinking about this too much, aren't I?

Pop-up book of phobias

What genius came up with this idea? Let's torture the phobic people? I wonder what happens if your phobia is of pop-up books?

Morpheus, Batman and The Joker

Oh, ouch!

Elevated mounds

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Torment of the last unicorn

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Half price sale

Hmmmm.... Truth in advertising?

Tuesday, January 05, 2010

Hello Zombie

Love it. A lot.

Woman Driver

I'd love to see the how-to-do-it drawings. And who knew Good Housekeeping had an automobile editor!

Name that Techno song

Oh I know the one. It was the ER ER ER ER ER ER that gave it away.
Dumbass.

No loafing for you

Must dilligently work oh!

Photobombing Seal

So cute. So photoshopped, but still cute.

Why superheroes don't go online

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Minesweeper is so badass


I love the simplicity of the review from PC Gamer - "fuck".
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Gingerbread BDSM Dungeon

Cute. I especially like the little red bullet strap-on.

Nude waffle eaters

How oddly specific. Do nude sunbathers regularly eat waffles?!

Car for sale

At least TRY to clean off the blood before you sell the car.

Monday, January 04, 2010

Sydney Monorail

This is me on the Sydney Monorail in June last year.
Impressive isn't it!!

Closed Captions

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Carry Abort

I watch all my sports events in a pocket raincoat.
I assume they meant 'about'.

Batman revelation

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Freshly Squeezed

Tee hee.

Mayan Calendar

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Hello Kidney

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Message to women

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Not much of a tipper

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The stairs to Hell

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Hungry Tanning Bed

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Fell from heaven

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Mmmm Chocloate Heroin

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