Happy Birthday Jesus

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Happy Holidays

May your holiday season be full of laughter and chocolate, and may the fleas of a thousand camels infest the underwear of your enemies.
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Not once, not twice, but three times

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Then and Now

Nothing creepy here.  Move along people.
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Facebook status mega fail.

LOL.

And then LOL again.

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By the way...

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Merry Duffmas

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Alternate food source

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Santa's Xmas Package

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Best Christmas Card Ever

I just love the look on his face.
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Two presents

Doghouse Diaries

Use the force

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Merry Christmas from Happy Kitty

ICHC
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Too soon?

Maneggs

Bring in the victim

That's going to get smelly.
Criggo

Harvey's last office Christmas party

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Zuckerberg Vs Assange

Get Farmville on Wikileaks and maybe we'll talk.
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Ten Million Billion Billion

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Ghost Poop

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Target has been neutralised.

Love it.
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I don't recall that being available at my local food court....

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Tiny Hand

And now every time I see one of these back scratchers I shall think of it holding a penis.  Most excellent.
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They grow up so fast....

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OCD Santa

I love the look on Santa's face in the last frame.
Savage Chickens

Who wears the pants?

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Prepare it yourself

Fake Science

No Dinosaur Noises

Spoil sport.
MthruF

Menu Fail

Vag Lasguna?  Really? Sounds fancy.
Failblog 

Winter Wonderland

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A charming story...

Lying Bastard

Nut Cracking Mama

Wulffmorgenthaler

I can no longer hold it...

iheartguts

How to annoy comic book geeks....

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Fools, damn fools.

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Things I forget

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Someone Confronts You...

Repeatedly.  Sometimes for days....
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Jeff is an asshole

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A useful side to the TSA?

Endless Origami

OMG It works!!

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CSI needs to investigate

Good luck with that.
Very Demotivational

Gingermen Bukake

Brilliant.  Simply brilliant.
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Presidential Impersonations

"Meh" :)
Cyanide and Happiness

The Goat Cycle

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Damn Autocorrect

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Gingerbread Crackhouse

Where to start?  The leaning posts on the front stoop? The garbage spread over the yard?  I think the penis graffiti really does it for me.
Sketchy Santas

Happy Holidays

Murray The Nut

Best Friends

Adorable.
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I need this alarm clock.

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Play the Ass card

Having an ass up your sleeve doesn't sound as appeal as an ace.
The wedding ring is a nice touch.
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