Approaching women...

Via

Casual Friday isn't for everyone....

Cyanide and Happiness

If abortion is murder....

Someecards

A beautiful queen

Via

Cinderella Backwards

Via

Why does turkey make you sleepy?

Fake Science

May I obtain your digits?

Via

Tattoo rejection

If only.
F Minus

A guy walks into a bar...

Buttersafe

Celery is Useless

Natalie Dee

Danger! Danger!

Via

It's totally you.

ICHC

Movies: Boring bits and interesting bits

Via

Wow, it has been a year already...

Someecards

Of course I like it.

And everything that spews from my mind is genius on a stick.
Via

Food facts

"A calorie is defined as a single unit of shame".  Awesome.
Via

Drinking: Perception Vs Reality

The first time I got drunk I ended up face first in a rose bush. Welcome to adulthood.   Bless.
Via

Pre-owned greeting cards

Lying Bastard

Birds are like little people....

Via

Look out behind you.....

Via

You can lead a horse to water....

Murray the Nut

I'm not convinced.

Via

The other side of the exit sign

Via

So wrong, and yet so right....

Via

Goddamn Batman

Via

Submarine Battle

Via

Who needs a Snuggie when you've got....

Via

Michael Jackson, vodka and two midgets: Your argument is invalid.

Via

Johnny doesn't discriminate

Via

Who ya gonna call?

Via

Whose the doctor?

Cyanide and Happiness

Sluggish Offspring

Damn those sluggish offspring.  I am dissapoint.
Engrish Funny

Evil little bugger

But also very, very cute.
Via

The answer to the universe....

Damn.
Vimrod

Bargain!

Criggo

Is your pro-athelete husband cheating?

Via

Damn right, there's candy in his car....

Via

Warning

Good advice.
Via

Every Morning

Via

Lassie can fix anything

Savage Chickens

Let her down gently

Everyday Blues

Velociraptor free workplace

Via

Why they created the word "cheese"

Via

New word: Gate Rape

Love it.
Via

Something fishy

Via

Old MacDonald had a farm....

Historic LOLs