Off to my graduation

I'll be away for a couple of days - I am off to Bathurst for the graduation ceremony for my Masters of Social Science (Criminology).  It's about 10 hours drive each way, but it's an area of Oz I have never seen - I did my studies by correspondence - so it should be good fun.
So after Friday you may all call me Master.

Reverse psychology

Vimrod

Bad sick day excuses

What about "I want to repeatedly punch my colleague in the head"?
Savage Chickens

Piss River

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IT Wheel of responses

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S & M's

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Banksy's real name

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Beware of puddles

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Hedgehog House

The Frogman

Lemons

Demand to see life's manager.
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Soon.

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Well that explains the shocked look....

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Check out my guns

Married to the Sea

Release the hounds

This was always my mother's method to wake me up.  Half the time, the dogs just crawled under the covers and went to sleep too.
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Explain it

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Puppy Cuteness

It's a trap!

Buttersafe

It's all in the perspective...

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You've forgotten something....

Something of that Ilk

Dude...

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Well excuse me...

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Thirsty?

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You bastard.

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Great story....

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Cheesy pick-up line kid

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Bless you

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Stool Sample

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