You can't explain that

Ignorant asshole is still on TV.  You can't explain that.
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Licking doorknobs

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Married for 40 years....

Has anyone bothered to tell him that he is married to a stone monument?
Criggo

No one wants to help

Agent-X

One up the bum....

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Authorship

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Close your eyes

ICHC

Meep! Missing! Meep!

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There it is

Sexagon.  Tee hee.
The Warehouse

Shit happens

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What are you doing?

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Personal Problems

Savage Chickens

K

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Natural selection

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Bring it on...

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"Awesome"

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Valentine's Cucumbers?

Without naming names, a friend recently found a bag under her bed, on her husband's side, containing a porno, a tube of lube and two cucumbers which looked like that had been places cucumbers don't usually go.  Looks like he'll be all set for Valentines day....
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Swimming with the polar bears.

This would be totally awesome, but is it just me or is the bear looking at the girl like "mmmm.... lunch"?
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At first...

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Brilliance

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Stanley, you old romantic.

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Computer Trouble

Pawbook.  Cute.  But wouldn't it be Muzzlebook?
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Love means....

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Dear Jamie, You need to fix your diet.

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Coffee Art

Genius.
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Walk a straight line....

Basketcase Comix

First impressions are often correct.

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Creepy Cosbys

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Yep, pretty much.

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You can't explain that....

Can anyone say "tool" boys and girls?
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Feeling Faint

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Lady Gag Gag

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No permission required

Stuff No One Told Me

Valentines Day advice

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I told you!

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Internet BP

ROLF Razzi

Eyebrow unit

Turkey Vulture

Bird and Moon

Snake Charming

Cyanide and Happiness

Wolverine?

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Apple Fanboys

I have an iPhone, so I can't really comment.
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It was only minor....

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You crazy donkey

Gorgeous.  I badly want to rub that belly.
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Where is the kitchen?

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It's 3am...

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I don't give a fuck....

From

Be afraid.

So cute and so grumpy.
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Extreme Man Arms

It must be someone else's arm.  Surely.
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Zing!

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So that's what happened.....

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