Saturday, April 30, 2011

Unleash your inner Guido

Jersey Shore is just about to start on TV down here, and just in time Zoey emailed me about a new app for iPhone - Jersey Shore GTL.  Have a play, it's good fun!
If you get too pale – this party is over.
Check it out by making clicky here.
Via email (Thanks Zoey!)

Our meat belongs....


Just about enough


Old Spice Ingredients

I want to see the atomic robots, stench monsters and scent elves.  I would like this to be a cartoon please.  Stat.

Wait, that's not web....


Lightsaber consequences

Almost certainly.  I'm usually a danger to myself with a butter knife, let alone a light saber.

New people

My thoughts exactly.

Bad, good, Charlie


Poor Bicycle Seat Choice

Via email (Thanks Bill!)

The wisdom of Kay


Exterminate! Exterminate!


She is trippin' balls


Pornographic Memory



Interesting use of a hair scrunchie

And the socks are so important.



Hell Toupee


Pet Plots

Of course they are.  My favourite Farside cartoon is three toy poodles sitting on a rug, with one saying "Well of course Fluffy, when will kill her the pampering WILL end".

The Fresh Prince with no hair

OK I'll stop now.

Geez Kate....

You're not wasting any time....

Keep Calm People

There was a quote on Reddit I liked:  Today, Kate Middleton achieved every young girl's dream: she married the balding, 28-year old son of divorced parents who lives at home.

Friday, April 29, 2011

Bad-assed Sloth


Fixing parent's computer

Click to enbiggen.

Taste the Rainbow


Teenagers are deaf....

This reminds me of a discussion I had once with the teenage cousin of one of my good friends.  She was 13-ish and stated "Nick Carter has a WAY better voice than Elvis".  I tried to explain to her that she may not feel the same in a few years, and she cracked the sads badly.  I again tried to explain that as a teenage NKOTB fan, I remembered feeling a similar way about Jordan Knight.  But what would I know?  Nick Carter is the most talented man to grace this earth, ever.  Silly me.
She is probably 22-23 now.  I wonder how she feels about her statement now :)

Royal Wedding?

My sentiments exactly.



Teenagers Vs Cats

* Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name.

* No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all humane efforts are barely adequate to compensate for the privilege of waiting on them hand and foot.

* You rarely see a cat walking outside of the house with an adult human being, and it can be safely said that no teenager in his or her right mind wants to be seen in public with his or her parents.

* Even if you tell jokes as well as Jay Leno, neither your cat nor you teen will ever crack a smile.

* No cat or teenager shares you taste in music.

* Cats and teenagers can lie on the living-room sofa for hours on end without moving, barely breathing.

* Cats have nine lives. Teenagers carry on as if they did.

* Cats and teenagers yawn in exactly the same manner, communicating that ultimate human ecstasy — a sense of complete and utter boredom.

* Cats and teenagers do not improve anyone’s furniture.

* Cats that are free to roam outside sometimes have been known to return in the middle of the night to deposit a dead animal in your bedroom. Teenagers are not above that sort of behavior.

Thus, if you must raise teenagers, the best sources of advice are not other parents, but veterinarians. It is also a good idea to keep a guidebook on cats at hand at all times.

And remember, above all else, put out the food and do not make any sudden moves in their direction. When they make up their minds, they will finally come to you for some affection and comfort, and it will be a triumphant moment for all concerned.



Pleated Jeans