Saturday, July 30, 2011

Why the bad mood?

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I'm not fat....

They're not pet peeves....

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You poop for real....

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Science!!!

Me too.

Run Pandas, Run!

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Best friend got the girl

It's clogged

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The inspiration for the internet

Chuck & Beans

I love everybody

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No change

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Reactions to movie endings

Sofa Pizza

It is not this day

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Yeaaahhhh!!!

Poorly Drawn Lines

Friday, July 29, 2011

Thursday, July 28, 2011

My philosophy exactly

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While you were out

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Pleading Famous

It works here in Oz too - an AFL footballer was just acquitted of rape after having sex with someone who was unconscious when he began, and then asked him to stop once she realised what was happening.  Maybe she consented by default just be being there, in the presence of such greatness.  Who am I to judge.
Savage Chickens

Only ten years to go

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Auto cucumber


God donut.

Freeloader


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Tuesday, July 26, 2011

You get what you pay for

And I think I would be afraid to ask anyway, with that grumpy face.
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The wrong bar

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Kicking back

I want to rub that belly!
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This much

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Hard drive recovery

Invisible Bread

Shhh, they might hear you

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The time is now!

Everyday People

Increased probablility

Some Ecards

Landing strip

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Amusement Parks: Kids Vs Adults

Pleated Jeans

It will tear you apart

Either that or you will tear your own eyes out after watching it.  Some have called it the worst movie of all time.  It is worth watching just so you know just how bad a movie can be.  See the imdb entry here.
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Countdown to Alarm

I always used to do this, then a friend taught me her trick.  When you wake up, instead of "oh no!  Only two hours left to sleep" you say to yourself  "Awesome! Two more hours to sleep!"  Works very nicely for me.
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Any sodium jokes?

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Duck you Auto Correct

I have often told someone "I can't ducking believe it" or the like.  Stupid ducking auto correct.
The Frogman