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C & H

Eeeew, nasty

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Namaste

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Romeo and Juliet Meme Style

Pleated Jeans

A bit too loud

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It's party time

Some Ecards

Puppy!

So.  Damn.  Cute.

The pain, oh the pain.

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Bitches

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Worse than any possible rapture....

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Meme voices

Wow, that's so true.
Meme Master

Seems like a reasonable reason to me

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Books

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Velocirapture

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Wash your hands

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(Thanks Sascha!)

The hideous cockroach of awfulness

I think I know that cockroach personally.
Vimrod

Call you back....

Blunt Card

Van Diagram

Pleated Jeans

Obscure Sex

C & H

Made in....

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I'll be searching for a while....

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Superman visits London

Love it.
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You're in the right place.

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That face!

Especially the bottom left.  Divine!
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Soccer in a nutshell

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This little piggy....

Is just so darn cute.  I want an army of mini pigs. 
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Revenge is sweet

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An average day at work

Several times a day.
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Found some pills....

We can't stop here. This is bat country.
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*Like*

Pleated Jeans

Perks of the job

Wow, the best I usually get is a stolen pen or 12.
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Family

His parents are deeeaaaadddddd......
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Beware the Raptor

Way scarier than the rapture.
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It's really easy

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Similar but different.

The main difference is that I don't want to stab the Gunea Pig repeatedly.
Oh and the Guinea Pig is very cute, unlike Mr. Kroeger.
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Don't ask me....

My most frequently re-quoted Simpsons line, usually with the vapid giggle as well.
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Manatee Anatomy

Pleated Jeans

Stain remover

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Please come in

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OK, I'll try not to

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Fire Truck Game

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Excuse me....

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What a good sport.

Still think he is a tool though.
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Yet another Mum text fail.

Warm poo cheese

Oooh sounds yummy.  :|
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Murrrr

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Talk to your kids

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Operation UFO

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Wormwood Scrubs Prison Review

Click to enbiggen.

Very clever.  What?!?!  No minibar?!?!
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Excuse me ma'am....

But your bubble bath seems to have a face.
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