Alien Vs. Woody

Very nicely done.
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What rhymes with ugly?

Memebase

Mosquito Attraction

Cyanide and Happiness

Slow, but VERY dangerous

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Obsessive Compulsive Action Figure

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Loose Gravel

Mordant Orange

Reindeer Games

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The stare of the albatross

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If you insist.

And maybe kill it with fire as well.
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Who was on top?

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Yes, yes you are.

And a little scary.
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Why do you have eyebrows?

Fake Science

I'm feeling a bit jumbled.

Criggo

All I want for Christmas....

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No noms for you...

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Makes WAY more sense to me.....

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This is a just a tribute

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Dance like....

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These are the 'shrooms you're looking for....

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Possibly the best dog costume ever...

Mostly because it totally suits the dog.
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Microsoft Office Standard 2010

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Self pleasure is the answer.

And then get a tissue.
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MIcro-wave

Cute.
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Male reproductive system

"heh heh heh heh heh heh penis"
"Balls of sacky malevolence". 
Excellent.
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Magazines are giving me mixed messages...

I'd put my money on People magazine being closer to the truth.
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Internet Versus Real Life

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Got it covered

Comixed

Free hooker with purchase...

Awesome.  Just awesome.
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Friends are like snow flakes.

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Beatboxing 101

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Show us your ass.

From
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Pedobear Christmas

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No room for Domestic Violence

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Do it! Do it!

I Lol'ed.
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Constructing a model helicopter

Click to embiggen.

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Grow Up Ava

Married to the Sea

Be afraid, very afraid

Engrish.com

Mall Restrooms

It's nice to know that this is a world wide phenomena.
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Ikea Babby Instructions

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Have you seen him?

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If you really loved me...

ICHC

When you see it...

Maybe it needed some fresh air.
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It's that time again

Natalie Dee

Today's Word: Trip

My First Dictionary

You Sir....

I think I need this printed on business cards to hand out to random strangers.
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Doing itself.

The Warehouse

I know the feeling well.

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Goodyear?

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Not again, Chewie

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TSA Mistletoe

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