It could be either one of us.

Jim Benton

Umm, thanks but I'll pass.

Via

That's right bitch... Aardvark!

Via

Building trust with your pets.

As Per Usual Comics

Awww, so sweet.

Via

The benefits of demon possession.

Via

Drats, foiled again.

Via

One man's loss is another man's gain.

Via

A flawless plan.

Via

Onwards good steed.

Via

Aww, he really does care.

Via

I see you took a funny picture of me.

I love both the picture on the screen, and the other cat in the background.
Via

High five!

Via

Note to self.

Channelate

I just re-did my balls.

Sitting in a strange position...

Via

Drama Queen Starfish.

Via

Arguing with idiots.

Via

Tiger shaming.

Yeah, but look at that face!
Via

A wink and a smile.

Via