Saturday, May 15, 2010

Lessons from Gramps

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The pigeon waits...

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I love you, Will Ferrell

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Friday, May 14, 2010

Feeling better

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Doggy retrieval oops

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Personality Test

I used to have bunk beds as a kid and I would have killed for one of those grabby sticks - I spent half my life getting down from the bed to get pillows, Ventolin inhalers, doonas, kittens.....
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That's Amore....

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My brain...

How did you know?
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Working magnets....

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Addiction

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Gay Virgin

I wonder if it is real, and if so, if it worked for him.
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Amazing hair remover

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Sleazy little Munchkins

Or maybe Glinda is aching to come out of the closet.
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Thursday, May 13, 2010

I know the feeling well....

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Hanging balls

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It was the swamp ghost!

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Tee hee. Makes so much sense now.
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Mr Big on a horse

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The afternoon game

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Fresh Cop Porn

I'll take my cop porn buttered, thanks.
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The magic of interpretive dance....

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Counting the rings

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The Jurassic Period

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Society hates you

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Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Snorting Coke

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My computer doesn't recognise my printer....

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What really happened to Alice

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Tooth Fairy

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Goatse Cake

Nicely done.
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Lector Kitteh

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If Mario was made now...

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Sorry for calling you a piece of poo

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Wrong time for a pep talk

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Second Language

I actually think sarcasm is my first language - English is just a sarcasm delivery system.
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Tuesday, May 11, 2010

I haz the skillz

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Your Festival Line Up

Sad but true!
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Taters gonna tate

Cute.
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Rape Stove: The stove that rapes people

I don't know where to start.
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Odd-shaped glasses express personality

Can't you just feel her personality oozing from the screen?
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The original derpa derpa derp

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Hadouken Academy

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Good eye

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Conspiracy theory

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I'm such a clutz.....

So I got up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet, tripped over and fell flat on my face, hitting the left side of my face on a box. I now have a headache and a really swollen eye. I need to make up a better story about my eye. Any suggestions?

Ugly thoughts versus good thoughts

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This is a page from one of my favourite books when I was a kid - "The Twits" by Roald Dahl.
I think he was spot on.
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